How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
 

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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

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Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

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Rottweiler: Make me.

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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

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Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

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Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

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Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! :winkwink:

cats rule

How many Loryn's does it take to send a t-shirt? :1orglaugh

It would be done in one day but you are not the only person on this board and it's not ONE shirt it's over 60 shirts.

wow, makes me wish i had a dog. and lights.

Just tell him to Go Fuck Himself and be done with it.

Send his goodies my way :winkwink:

You might not get a shirt now. :1orglaugh

nice, thanks Loryn :)

cant wait to see it

:1orglaugh cute!

i wasn't trying to be a jerk or nothing, just adding a little humor :Oh crap

lol funny post. Pretty accurate on the breeds attitudes I'd say, and definitely correct on the cat, hehe.

It's okay I was just letting you know that I have a bunch of shirts to do. I was going to get them out before the Show but I got strep throat and was out for a week. I was really bummed. :disgust

Cutie!!!! :)