Guts or Balls!
 

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed I have listed the definition for each below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
ass and having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

humm I thought it was funny - okay I must have had too much to drink

You really had the balls to post that here.....j/k it's kinda funny in a way.

hehe :)
:)

hhahaha so true

you thought much about that, right?

that's fukin hilarious!

lol thats good lol

So very true:)

hahahaha!!! that's a great definition!! :thumbsup