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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest
always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you."

EEEWIE.

Question: How do you circumsise a guy in Kansas?











Answer: Kick his sister in the jaw.

A boy came in 5 minutes late to his classroom, and the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?".. "I was on top of Sugar Hill" he replied. The boy sat down, and the teacher continued.

5 minutes later, another boy came in. The teacher asked him, "Why are you late?".. the boy replied, "I was on top of Sugar Hill."

10 minutes later, a THIRD boy comes in. The teacher, starting to get upset, asks him the same question. "Why are YOU late?!".. The boy replies with the same answer as the previous two. "I was on top of Sugar Hill.".

Soon after, a girl comes in. The teacher looks at her, and says "Let me guess! You were on top of Sugar Hill, right?!".. the girl replies, "No.. I *AM* Sugar Hill!"

:thumbsup