Lets start a new religion "PORN"
 

then we can write it all off heh

seriously , watched this dork on t.v. last night who has private yachts n shit , so many people searching for answers.. lets find some to give them ..

then surfers can write off their porn as a religious practise if they join ( for only $5 ) heh

1... erection

our new religion only has one answer for everything.. PORN

so any question you ask can be answered with one simple word . PORN

2... cum density

preach on prophet bdjuf :thumbsup

halleluja praise cum density brother jjjay

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amen to that. :)

This was in the news sometime ago

:)

i'm so down. I'll give an amen to that too :)

PORN

Practice of Religious Nudity

I wonder what would porn temples look like?

I'm gonna start a church one day so I don't have to pay taxes... lol

House probation inmates, make them build houses that low income people will live in that will also have to build houses, then sell them years later.. all at a discount cuz I have free labor from the probationary inmates on work release..

heh i have always wanted to do that too. so heres our chance. im serious .. i wonder how hard it would be , theres lots of adult webmasters who im sure would join

i'm wonderin' the same..what would the preachers/nun/priest wear? probably none..:)

I worship regularly.

Erection isn't a destination but a road leading forever into the horizon. A good chubby is like a Buddhist reaching enlightenment.

PREACH ON BROTHER SMOKEY

that definitely sounds like a good idea. May be we should worship the pussy or something. I volunteer to be the altar keeper!

All praise the holy vag.

I didn't realize it until now, but I have been practicing the faith and spreading the good news about PORN for years. Can I be ordained as a minister of PORN???

Count me in.

we need a sign .... sign that's like on the religion's cults

Not such a wacky idea at all. There's a long history of it. Cavemen drew porn pictures in their caves and almost every culture throught time has "used" porn. But better to make sex the religion with porn as a sacrement. The greeks had Eros, god of love and sex. The Romans stole him and renamed him Cupid.This was thousands of years before Christianity and Islam were ever established. I'm sure that there are litterally tens of millions of people who would join such a religion. I probably know a hundred myself.

lol

thats a fucked up idea

who should be the religious porn leader who is to be worshiped?

perfect :thumbsup

I see a light!!!

LOL Wouldn't worship him...

In the Church the Holy Water Bowl will be filled with Jergins Hand Lotion.
A Busty Silicone Blonde in the Jesus pose with a cock in each hand.

I think you would have the IRS all over your ass... lol

Make it a "Sin" not to purge your body of the "Evil" Ball Butter atleast once a day.

I prefer cults.

I haven't been in church for 6 years now. I'm sick when see that whole hypocrisy... and my only religion is my angel... my beloved... argh.... I'm so romantic... but also frank... whana see my angel :)
deviantart.com/view/31832138/ she is 17,5 right now... I will do anything for her...

YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS!

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hmm...count me in where do I signup :) ?