Headlines from the year 2029:
 

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.



Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.



Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)



Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.



Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.



Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.



New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.



Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.



IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.


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GFY ships Munki a Sweatshirt, and throws in an extra cute chick shirt for his girl???


lol

Great list loryn!!

Euro Lee was banned for attacking Peaches in such a horrible manner.

hehhee funny

LOL I love the way this thread is going! :1orglaugh

Ooohhhh... that's gotta sting :1orglaugh

Thats awsome :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Just wondering.. Do you know what was said?

I mean I know how you are about morals and all that... You should look into it.. GFY took an all time low on that moment.

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gangbangjoe voted for sexiest man alive!

Why, have the rest died? :upsidedow

That one right there made my day thank you :1orglaugh

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are you jealous ? :winkwink:

obviously written by a man :disgust

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but it's still funny hahahaha

I agree.
Seriously Loryn you should check up on it and you will push the instaban button.

lol.........

OMFG this one had me rolling :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ahhahaha funny shit

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March 23rd 2009 - Porn king known only as SPeRMiNaToR purchases prominent adult webmaster board GFY.com and promptly deleted the entire website. Mr. SPeRMiNaToR was unavailable for comments.

funny like a bunny eating honey

Let's try this 1 more time :1orglaugh

This thread is great.

We are getting closer :winkwink:

How about:

Juicy D Links reaches his 99999999999999999999999999999999999999th post on GFY....good on ya Juicy:thumbsup

scottybuzz is richest man in the world.

Right wing humor got to hate it lol

thats good,.
Thanks for posting.

funnyyyyyyyyy lol

some good ones there Loryn! :)

Funny:

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.