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jjjay 05-10-2006 10:02 AM

Scientology says you actually have 57 senses
 
they call them the 57 perceptions. they are:
  • Timen Sight
  • Tasten Colorn Depth
  • Solidity (barriers)
  • Relative sizes (external)
  • Sound
  • Pitch
  • Tone
  • Volume
  • Rhythm
  • Smell
  • Touch (pressure, friction, heat or cold and oiliness)
  • Personal emotion
  • Endocrine states
  • Awareness of awareness
  • Personal size
  • Organic sensation (including hunger)
  • Heartbeat
  • Blood circulation
  • Cellular and bacterial position
  • Gravitic (self and other weights)
  • Motion of self
  • Motion (exterior)
  • Body position
  • Joint position
  • Internal temperature
  • External temperature
  • Balance
  • Muscular tension
  • Saline content of self (body)
  • Fields/magnetic
  • Time track motion
  • Physical energy (personal weariness, etc.)
  • Self-determinism
  • Moisture (self)
  • Sound direction
  • Emotional state of other organs
  • Personal position on the tone scale*
  • Affinity (self and others)
  • Communication (self and others)
  • Reality (self and others)
  • Emotional state of groups
  • Compass direction
  • Level of consciousness
  • Pain
  • Perception of conclusions (past and present)
  • Perception of computation (past and present)
  • Perception of imagination (past and present)
  • Perception of having perceived (past and present)
  • Awareness of not knowing
  • Awareness of importance, unimportance
  • Awareness of others
  • Awareness of location and placement (masses, spaces and location itself)
  • Perception of appetite
  • Kinesthesia

what an absolute crock of shit. 57 more reasons why tom cruise is a lunatic. :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 05-10-2006 10:07 AM

they also think alien bad guys were roasted by atomic bombs planted in volcanoes , and their souls make us do bad stuff

dont quote me on that .. i dont know it all but thats what i have heard

munki 05-10-2006 10:08 AM

Something about an alien living in your asshole too?

RhiannonAPM 05-10-2006 10:08 AM

I think they are all nuts!

HizAzPhun 05-10-2006 10:08 AM

http://www.xenu.net/
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http://www.xenu.net/
http://www.xenu.net/
http://www.xenu.net/

All the info you need about this crazy fucked up cult

jjjay 05-10-2006 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
they also think alien bad guys were roasted by atomic bombs planted in volcanoes , and their souls make us do bad stuff

dont quote me on that .. i dont know it all but thats what i have heard


it's amazing - a science fiction writer invents a religion and it becomes a multi-multi-million dollar business with top celebrity endorsements

are people really this desperate for 'answers'?

XxXotic 05-10-2006 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
it's amazing - a science fiction writer invents a religion and it becomes a multi-multi-million dollar business with top celebrity endorsements

are people really this desperate for 'answers'?

no, they're just easily lead sheep willing to flock to whatever shepard is trendy at the time :2 cents:

jjjay 05-10-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
no, they're just easily lead sheep willing to flock to whatever shepard is trendy at the time :2 cents:

maybe. people pay thousands to be led by scientology. probably a business lesson to be learnt here somewhere

majorbitch 05-10-2006 10:29 AM

wtf...............

StuartD 05-10-2006 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
[*]Reality (self and others)

Sorry, you can't tell me that any of them have a sense of reality :1orglaugh

polle54 05-10-2006 10:52 AM

well....

scientology don't know shit, they make nice $$$$ though

adultvisitors 05-10-2006 11:07 AM

hmm I thought it was 52219 senses:upsidedow

XxXotic 05-10-2006 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
maybe. people pay thousands to be led by scientology. probably a business lesson to be learnt here somewhere

and people don't pay thousands to be lead by christian evangelists? Churches don't pass around a collection plate? There's no business strategy to that, telling people they must donate 10% to the church is more striking the fear of god into them then anything else. Any religion is like this it's not exclusive to scientology :winkwink:

jjjay 05-10-2006 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
and people don't pay thousands to be lead by christian evangelists? Churches don't pass around a collection plate? There's no business strategy to that, telling people they must donate 10% to the church is more striking the fear of god into them then anything else. Any religion is like this it's not exclusive to scientology :winkwink:

yeah, I was thinking of the fact that some people are so desparate for bullshit answers they'll spend their life savings for them

fucking this porn shit. the easy money's in religion...

jesse_adultdatingdollars 05-10-2006 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay
they call them the 57 perceptions. they are:
  • Timen Sight
  • Tasten Colorn Depth
  • Solidity (barriers)
  • Relative sizes (external)
  • Sound
  • Pitch
  • Tone
  • Volume
  • Rhythm
  • Smell
  • Touch (pressure, friction, heat or cold and oiliness)
  • Personal emotion
  • Endocrine states
  • Awareness of awareness
  • Personal size
  • Organic sensation (including hunger)
  • Heartbeat
  • Blood circulation
  • Cellular and bacterial position
  • Gravitic (self and other weights)
  • Motion of self
  • Motion (exterior)
  • Body position
  • Joint position
  • Internal temperature
  • External temperature
  • Balance
  • Muscular tension
  • Saline content of self (body)
  • Fields/magnetic
  • Time track motion
  • Physical energy (personal weariness, etc.)
  • Self-determinism
  • Moisture (self)
  • Sound direction
  • Emotional state of other organs
  • Personal position on the tone scale*
  • Affinity (self and others)
  • Communication (self and others)
  • Reality (self and others)
  • Emotional state of groups
  • Compass direction
  • Level of consciousness
  • Pain
  • Perception of conclusions (past and present)
  • Perception of computation (past and present)
  • Perception of imagination (past and present)
  • Perception of having perceived (past and present)
  • Awareness of not knowing
  • Awareness of importance, unimportance
  • Awareness of others
  • Awareness of location and placement (masses, spaces and location itself)
  • Perception of appetite
  • Kinesthesia

what an absolute crock of shit. 57 more reasons why tom cruise is a lunatic. :1orglaugh


I AGREE, ALL RELIGIONS ARE PRETTY BOGUS,BUT THAT ONE IS EXTRA FUCKIN STUPID

madawgz 05-10-2006 01:21 PM

:1orglaugh x 100

they are so fucked up

Grapesoda 05-10-2006 01:42 PM

well that's just the beginning of the bennies from scientology . . more senses and it just get's better every day!!! errr . . as long as ya have more money that is

hova 05-10-2006 01:48 PM

scientology can suck my cock

GlydeGirl 05-10-2006 01:57 PM

Scientology schmientology... just another group of sheep being led astray by a money-hungry fox!

Big Red Machine 05-10-2006 02:22 PM

White Scientologist only have 56
They have no Rhythm lol

klixxxgirl 05-10-2006 02:48 PM

just wait for a scientologist to find this thread and sue the hell out of the board and all who posted... damn... i shouldn't have posted :helpme

american pervert 05-10-2006 02:53 PM

if you quote any part of the their book in print they will sue you...

VicD 05-10-2006 02:55 PM

yeah yeah yeah, i also have 57 dicks

=^..^= 05-10-2006 03:05 PM

well i have 58 senses

58: the sense to detect BULLSHIT

megatgpdotnet 05-10-2006 03:22 PM

Does it say something about bigdick sense too?

AmateurFlix 05-10-2006 03:40 PM

"Timen Sight
Tasten Colorn Depth"

Are they just making up words? :1orglaugh

Agent 488 05-10-2006 03:48 PM

what other church can give you super powers?

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/05/06/No...early_re.shtml

don't knock it 'till you tried it. :2 cents: :2 cents:


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