---> Yo, has anyone here robbed a gas station? I need some help.
 

Can anyone here point to some links or have tips and tricks on how to get away with it?

Shit is starting to get pretty bad and I'm sick of going hungry.

sorry man, i only have expierence robbing banks.

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man fuck robbin a bank.. that shit is federal.

dude i used to work at a gas station. ok do this. go up to the attendant and put up your index and pinky finger then he'll do the same and you do a twirl and then slap his other hand twice and yell "OCTANE FOR LIFE" and he'll let you rob the place.

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I invented Robbing Gas Stations.

as a teen I used to do 'gas runs' but you have to prepay anymore...

I actually had a webpage that told people how to commit the perfect versions of crimes such as gas station robbery, walmart robbery, bank, murder etc....but didn't release it do to legal issues that i couldn't clear up.

it would have been a hit :)

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fuck the gas I want the cash... I can't pay my rent with unleaded playa.

Dude just steal like 100 gallons of gas and sell it for like $2.00 a gallon you'll get the money in no time.

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well u get a weapon and go in and say hands give me all ur money easy peasy

Just stay quiet gas station robbing noobs. I need to know details. Like how to get getaway cars and shit.

Easy, get a job at the store, learn the security system and steal away... thats what most other gas station employees do

i used to have an article on how to butcher the human body for consumption :D

are you seriously thinking about this? :1orglaugh

God damn right I'm am. A motherfucker gotta eat.

get a police scanner and the freq of the local coppers , a get away car , burn your clothes , something to cover your scent so that the dogs can't track you
case the joint you plan to rob , find out where the cameras are , if there are any hidden if the doors have lockin activation on them , rob a joint about an hour or 2 from where you live

don't rob a bank that's no an easy task , but if you are after a high profile area , jam the cop frequency for that you will need a high powered radio and a power source , and a decent antenna , then all you need to do is just drop a carrier on the frequency the cops use and they wont be able to talk to each other unless they have other means like mobile phones

or if they use a repeater up on a mountain top , wipe out the repeater with some explosives

I would rather go to federal prison than state. :2 cents:

. . . and while I was accused, I was only threatening the guy with a knife, I never intended to rob him

someones robbed a few gas stations...

I'm sorry I got no tips about that dude.

I'll spihon your tank after you fill up for $1.50 a gallon. That will pay the rent. hehe

My thoughts exactly. Federal is much more lavish.

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im going to regret this later on....

Jim

business going that bad huh?


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omg that had me ROLLIN in tears LOL :1orglaugh

Start small (as a warmup) - try a lemonade stand first. If all goes well, move up to robbing overdue fines from the local library.

If you can pull those off - go for broke and try a purse-snatch from a frail baglady.

Just remember...small steps. Small steps.

I bolted with a slurpee once ...

Heh, I weezed the juice machine once. Hurt like a motherfucker, my teeth are sensitive to cold. LOL

lol, man, go for the real shit. Try fort Knox or something. Or better, get a few friend of yours , rob some nuclear ICBMs depot and sell the nuclear warheads to the iranians. This way you are sure that you will get more money than the small shit you will get from a gas station or a bank. I mean those are peanuts money compared to half a billion for a few nuclear weapons...

Egomancer

I did not get robbed - I GOT ASS RAPED

my uncle did once, I'll ask for you when he gets parole.

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Don't do what a local dumb-ass did. Stole lottery scratch-offs. Needless to say .....

hahahahahaha

There is no money in gas station robbery.

haha, good inside info

Dude are you suggesting I should rob little kids and ol ladies and shit? I'm a fucking loser but I'm not that big of a loser.

He must've taken gas station robbery advice from GFY too.

oh shit. Finally some info I can work with. Thanks:thumbsup :thumbsup

A robber with scruples and principles. Just imagine...

rob a gas station lol

if you were smart you would rob a fucking dope dealer before you robbed a gas station. they carry just about as much money on them and they are less likely to go to the police. just be sure to go to a decent neighborhood before you rob the dope man. because if you go in the ghetto and rob one of those guys your bound to get shot at. use your head man...

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