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The Duck 05-09-2006 02:11 PM

The one thing that often ruin the moment for me in porn movies..
 
When the guy fucks the girl in the ass all is fine and im flapping away like a doped up rodent surrounded by cats then all of a sudden he decides its time for a blowjob and goes straight from the ass to the mouth. Got damnit. I hate that, so fucking disgusting, no girl can enjoy that really.

http://www.qool.ca/WebObjects/QoolPo...-mouth-ass.gif

mrthumbs 05-09-2006 02:17 PM

"flapping away like a doped up rodent surrounded by cats "

haha..

anyway.. nothing wrong with a little a2m

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The Duck 05-09-2006 02:18 PM

I dunno man I just get the feeling tasting your own ass juice isnt the best experience. They are basically cleaning the poo off the cock with their tongue.

ContentSHOOTER 05-09-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
When the guy fucks the girl in the ass all is fine and im flapping away like a doped up rodent surrounded by cats then all of a sudden he decides its time for a blowjob and goes straight from the ass to the mouth. Got damnit. I hate that, so fucking disgusting, no girl can enjoy that really.

http://www.qool.ca/WebObjects/QoolPo...-mouth-ass.gif


YUP ATM is pretty disgusting, it's even more disgusting when the girls is not clean and poop comes out on the guys dick. You never see that though but I have :disgust :Oh crap

topnotchxxx 05-09-2006 02:24 PM

Yeah, I too find that ATM is digusting. No matter how much enema you do, it is still a poop hole. Yucks! Of course, if he is using a condom then take them out for the bj, it might not be that bad.

garce 05-09-2006 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER
YUP ATM is pretty disgusting, it's even more disgusting when the girls is not clean and poop comes out on the guys dick. You never see that though but I have :disgust :Oh crap

There was an old porn movie called "The Analyst" (clever, huh?) where a guy is fucking a chick in the ass, pulls out his dick - with a nice little brown clump on the end - and shoves it in another chicks mouth. :(

What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.

BusterBunny 05-09-2006 02:26 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fresh 05-09-2006 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah


i dont know about ass 2 mouth, dosnt bother me. But the fact that thats a guy sucking cock is pretty disturbing.

The Duck 05-09-2006 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
There was an old porn movie called "The Analyst" (clever, huh?) where a guy is fucking a chick in the ass, pulls out his dick - with a nice little brown clump on the end - and shoves it in another chicks mouth. :(

What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.

I agree on the guy face part, whats the point of showing the guys face at all.. we dont give a fuck. I also hate hairy guy asshole closeups.

tranza 05-09-2006 02:29 PM

You should have warned us about the ghey picture....

Phil 05-09-2006 02:29 PM

why did I click on this topic??? why???

Elli 05-09-2006 02:29 PM

Totally agree with you on that one.

After Shock Media 05-09-2006 02:30 PM

Ass to mouth does not bother me so much as when you have a fresh batch of baby batter in the launching sequence and your thighs begin to tremble in anticipation then all of a sudden the camera man switches to a behind the dude fucking shot and all you see is the guys brown eye n hair ass along with his sack swinging too and fro. It is the very last thing you desire to chuck your fist children too and you have to try your best to hit the emergency internal stop button.

ContentSHOOTER 05-09-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
There was an old porn movie called "The Analyst" (clever, huh?) where a guy is fucking a chick in the ass, pulls out his dick - with a nice little brown clump on the end - and shoves it in another chicks mouth. :(

What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.


I don't shoot anal anymore, the last time I shot anal the shit litterally poured out of her ass, and you guessed it on to the sofa. I put down the camera and it took eveything I had from pucking all over the place. But we finished the scene.:thumbsup :(

u-Bob 05-09-2006 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.

what he said.

The Duck 05-09-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER
I don't shoot anal anymore, the last time I shot anal the shit litterally poured out of her ass, and you guessed it on to the sofa. I put down the camera and it took eveything I had from pucking all over the place. But we finished the scene.:thumbsup :(

Thanks for the mental picture

Barefootsies 05-09-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
I agree on the guy face part, whats the point of showing the guys face at all.. we dont give a fuck. I also hate hairy guy asshole closeups.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 05-09-2006 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Ass to mouth does not bother me so much as when you have a fresh batch of baby batter in the launching sequence and your thighs begin to tremble in anticipation then all of a sudden the camera man switches to a behind the dude fucking shot and all you see is the guys brown eye n hair ass along with his sack swinging too and fro. It is the very last thing you desire to chuck your fist children too and you have to try your best to hit the emergency internal stop button.

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING LAUGHTA!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Brought a tear to my eye. That's for the laugh mate.

:thumbsup

RogerV3 05-09-2006 03:28 PM

haaaaha i forget where but theres this one ass clown who loves to finger bang the chick in the ass then pull his two fingers out stare at them with the camera for a second then slowly shove his fingers in the womans mouth. all the while you see the chick staring at his fingers like "oh no i hope he doesn't try to put his fingers in my mouth" then wham the fingers are right in there grill. the women usually hesitate for a second and then open wide haaaaaaahhha.. its so painful to watch but hilarious at the same time. either way instant softie..

The Duck 05-09-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV3
haaaaha i forget where but theres this one ass clown who loves to finger bang the chick in the ass then pull his two fingers out stare at them with the camera for a second then slowly shove his fingers in the womans mouth. all the while you see the chick staring at his fingers like "oh no i hope he doesn't try to put his fingers in my mouth" then wham the fingers are right in there grill. the women usually hesitate for a second and then open wide haaaaaaahhha.. its so painful to watch but hilarious at the same time. either way instant softie..

I need a vid

reynold 05-10-2006 05:25 AM

that's fucking disgusting man. :disgust

MaDalton 05-10-2006 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
I agree on the guy face part, whats the point of showing the guys face at all.. we dont give a fuck. I also hate hairy guy asshole closeups.


the guys face is shown cause this way you can cut out the pathetic 10 minutes he's trying to jerk off on some crack whore without making it too obvious he can't come. :2 cents:

Manowar 05-10-2006 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER
I don't shoot anal anymore, the last time I shot anal the shit litterally poured out of her ass, and you guessed it on to the sofa. I put down the camera and it took eveything I had from pucking all over the place. But we finished the scene.:thumbsup :(

:Oh crap :Oh crap

GatorB 05-10-2006 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.

Yep. I'd rather watch as to mouth all day than to see a dude's face. Do I care if he's having a good time? hell no. And any chicks watching porn don't want to see some ugly motherfuckers face either. Also guys talk to much nowadays. Any guys doing porn here's some advice; STFU and fuck the bitch and don't show your face. It's bad enough I have to look at your asshole.

Gaybucks 05-10-2006 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER
I don't shoot anal anymore, the last time I shot anal the shit litterally poured out of her ass, and you guessed it on to the sofa. I put down the camera and it took eveything I had from pucking all over the place. But we finished the scene.:thumbsup :(

We had one of these incidents, only it was anal beads with shit all over them. It was in the middle of a 5 way scene, so fortunately, there was enough going on that we were able to discreetly deal with the problem with little embarrassment to anyone.

Now, we send the models off to the bathroom with clear instructions and the necessary equipment to enema beforehand. No more problems.

I'm told that in a pinch, a plastic Coke bottle (20 oz) will work quite well for a rinse-out. Never tried it, though :)

gimo33 05-10-2006 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
When the guy fucks the girl in the ass all is fine and im flapping away like a doped up rodent surrounded by cats then all of a sudden he decides its time for a blowjob and goes straight from the ass to the mouth. Got damnit. I hate that, so fucking disgusting, no girl can enjoy that really.

http://www.qool.ca/WebObjects/QoolPo...-mouth-ass.gif

the pic bothers me more...

dial 05-10-2006 01:25 PM

jesus, I don't even watch porn anymore...how can you all work day after day working in the porn industry and still watch porn on dvd or video?

the only time I watch porn is when I am editing it

Halcyon 05-10-2006 01:27 PM

for me, its the camera guy talking. Or worse, reaching from behind the camera and sticking fingers in/grabbing a boob. Ick.

CDSmith 05-10-2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
What wrecks porn for me is closeups of the guys face. Chick's sucking dick, moaning and fingering herself, then the camera pans to the dude getting sucked off's retarded face. WTF? Instant softie.

EXACTLY

I just want to smack the cameraman upside the head when he decides it's time to show the stunt cock's face. NEWSFLASH: no one wants to see the guy's idiot face. You people running the cameras need to get a fucking clue.

Btw, nice to see you posting again garce. :thumbsup

CDSmith 05-10-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
for me, its the camera guy talking. Or worse, reaching from behind the camera and sticking fingers in/grabbing a boob. Ick.

Yup, all that talking and horsing around and laughing etc is just a load of pure stupid distraction. I always wonder why they can't do all that talking shit before the sex starts, get it out of the way and then focus in on the hardcore scenes while shutting the fuck up and letting the girl moan.

I see certain clips from certain sites now and I close the window and move on right away, because I know they are clueless and always include their bullshit yapping.


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