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davethetruth 05-09-2006 12:11 PM

Man charged in dildo assault
 
Man charged in dildo assault

A 37-year-old man remained in police custody Tuesday, charged with a violent assault against his former girlfriend. He has testified that his only weapon was a dildo.
The 28-year-old victim remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.

The defendant appeared in the Fjordane court in the scenic western town of Nordfjordeid on Monday. He told said he was sorry for his actions, and attempted to downplay the assault.

"It lasted 10 to 15 minutes, max," he told the court. "I didn't hit her with anything other than a dildo."

He also suggested the woman may have had bruises from before the assault. "She doesn't tolerate much because of anorexia," he said, adding that he was sorry "for what happened" and demanding he be released.

He was instead ordered held for another four weeks.


http://www.aftenposten.no/english/lo...cle1310753.ece

BoyAlley 05-09-2006 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth
remained in the hospital after suffering a concussion, two broken fingers and several cuts. According to local newspaper Firda, she told police she feared for her life during the assault.


Ok, I can't resist:

Damn, he really FUCKED HER UP with that dildo!!!!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 05-09-2006 12:14 PM

hahaha dildoattacks.com

davethetruth 05-09-2006 12:15 PM

You could kill someone with this one:





http://www.bedroomsports.com/default...roductID=4 68

wdsguy 05-09-2006 12:18 PM

a dildo is pretty fuckin dangrous.

RayBonga 05-09-2006 12:35 PM

He's not the first one.

Anyone seen the movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

Remember 'Hatchet' Harry ?

sfera 05-09-2006 01:01 PM

lol thats hilarious

madawgz 05-09-2006 01:36 PM

yeah if the dildo is long enough, im sure you could kill someone :1orglaugh

The Duck 05-09-2006 01:59 PM

Best thread of the day award.

Sparks 05-09-2006 02:02 PM

lol all I can say is WOW....

pornpf69 05-09-2006 02:04 PM

really nice thread!!!

Slap Dot 05-09-2006 02:07 PM

Classic attack!

sweetME 05-09-2006 02:08 PM

There are some scary looking dildos out there, which can be used to hurt someone

Hollywood Horwitz 05-09-2006 02:51 PM

sounds like a deadly dildo... maybe it was studded..

G-Rotica 05-09-2006 02:58 PM

that's just fucked up LOL


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