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uno 05-08-2006 06:18 PM

Crossing the border into canada
 
What documentation do I need to cross the border?

Driver's License and Birth Cert? Anything else?

Other "do's and don'ts"?

Spunky 05-08-2006 06:20 PM

Don't bring in any handguns :)

chupacabra 05-08-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Don't bring in any handguns :)

are rifles ok? i assume my patriotic right to defend myself from threats both domestic and abroad apply when crossing into your frightening and uncharted country..?

:error

Spunky 05-08-2006 06:25 PM

Sure give it a shot..but they like to put on the rubber gloves if you get caught with them

JFK 05-08-2006 06:25 PM

Uno thats a good start if you have a passport, thats also great. DONT tell them you are coming for business:winkwink: too many questions:1orglaugh

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JimmiDean 05-08-2006 06:29 PM

No radar detectors and as JFK says DO NOT say you are travelling on biz.
Also be prepared in some rare occasions to have your laptop searched.
And yes a passport is best or at least photo ID

WiredGuy 05-08-2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
Uno thats a good start if you have a passport, thats also great. DONT tell them you are coming for business:winkwink: too many questions:1orglaugh

Surprisingly, I'm the opposite. When they ask what I do and I drop the SEO bomb on them, they just let me go without any more questions. When I say personal, they ask me what I do, how come I can take time off in mid-week, etc. etc...
WG

uno 05-08-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
Uno thats a good start if you have a passport, thats also great. DONT tell them you are coming for business:winkwink: too many questions:1orglaugh

I found that out going to the Montreal show in '03. We had to drive all the way from NY to Vermont to cross. :1orglaugh

Unfortunately I lost my passport and have only recently applied for a new one. Damn I miss all the cool stamps I had.

So besides a passport are there any other points of ID I should bring? I'm not sure what else I have access to aside from a few bills like Cable with my name and addy.

xxxjay 05-08-2006 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Surprisingly, I'm the opposite. When they ask what I do and I drop the SEO bomb on them, they just let me go without any more questions. When I say personal, they ask me what I do, how come I can take time off in mid-week, etc. etc...
WG

What about a criminal record?

uno 05-08-2006 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean
No radar detectors and as JFK says DO NOT say you are travelling on biz.
Also be prepared in some rare occasions to have your laptop searched.
And yes a passport is best or at least photo ID

Again, I made that mistake once.... Never again.

As far as what is on my laptop, should I upload all my adult content, mp3's, and related stuff to my server and redownload it when I get up there?

SilentKnight 05-08-2006 06:37 PM

If you're driving...leave your radar detector at home (or hide it well).

And we drive on the right side of the road (except in Quebec...where they drive all over regardless of the laws).

Its pronounced "poo-teen" when ordering fries with gravy and cheese curds.

When standing in a long line at The Beer Store, loudly complain they should make it self-serve. You'll fit right in.

No need to tip the girl behind the window at the Tim Horton's drive-thru. She's honoured enough to be working minimum wage at midnight.

If the lights in your hotel go out - its not a terrorist attack...just a rolling brownout caused by another power interruption from Michigan.

A few tips to get you by in Cana-duh.

uno 05-08-2006 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
What about a criminal record?

Do misdemeanors count? I might have a few of those, but no felonies. When I was stopped and turned away in NY because I was there for business and a friend for liesure they asked us if we had ever been arrested. We assumed they meant felony convictions so we said "No". Then they threatened to throw us in jail right there.

At the Vermont border where we finally did cross we both said we were going to Montreal to hang out and have a good time for a few days.

Hopefully they'll look at our docs, ask us why we are going, "few days vacation in Toronto", and let us go without giving us the rubber glove treatment.

How rough is the border @ Niagra Falls as far as that stuff goes, if anyone knows?

uno 05-08-2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
If you're driving...leave your radar detector at home (or hide it well).

And we drive on the right side of the road (except in Quebec...where they drive all over regardless of the laws).

Its pronounced "poo-teen" when ordering fries with gravy and cheese curds.

When standing in a long line at The Beer Store, loudly complain they should make it self-serve. You'll fit right in.

No need to tip the girl behind the window at the Tim Horton's drive-thru. She's honoured enough to be working minimum wage at midnight.

If the lights in your hotel go out - its not a terrorist attack...just a rolling brownout caused by another power interruption from Michigan.

A few tips to get you by in Cana-duh.

I hit you up a few times about that shoot, please get back to me on icq! 111-914

WiredGuy 05-08-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
How rough is the border @ Niagra Falls as far as that stuff goes, if anyone knows?

Tell them you're coming up to gamble and sight see and you're golden.
WG

WiredGuy 05-08-2006 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
What about a criminal record?

Yeah, having a criminal conviction should get you turned away, but linking your personal information to criminal records is a little tough to do on the spot (I think its easier through a passport but harder with a drivers license).
WG

JFK 05-08-2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
What about a criminal record?

dont voluteer it, deny it as much as you can. If they ask just say NO:winkwink: If they happen to search and find it, just say my lawyer told me that would we purged from the records:winkwink:

uno 05-08-2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Yeah, having a criminal conviction should get you turned away, but linking your personal information to criminal records is a little tough to do on the spot (I think its easier through a passport but harder with a drivers license).
WG

Unfortunately NY and NJ are linked together like that.

JFK 05-08-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Again, I made that mistake once.... Never again.

As far as what is on my laptop, should I upload all my adult content, mp3's, and related stuff to my server and redownload it when I get up there?

leave the laptop CLEAN just in case, and if you are coming accross at niagara, just say you're only staying a few hrs to gamble, checking out casino Niagra:winkwink: except if you have a ton of luggage:1orglaugh

jaYMan 05-08-2006 06:51 PM

dont have any blow residue on your drivers license

RobbieRye 05-08-2006 06:55 PM

I really don't think that it's that big of a deal. If they ask questions, tell them honestly what you do - if you can of course, focus more on your mainstreem efforts ;)

But yeah, it would be a good time to make sure that the laptop is clean just in case.

But really, I cross the boarder regularly and I never have a problem. I also know folks from the U.S. who come in regularly without a problem.

WiredGuy 05-08-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Unfortunately NY and NJ are linked together like that.

NY and NJ may be, but what about Ontario ;)
Do like JFK said though, deny.
WG

erehwon 05-08-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
What documentation do I need to cross the border?

Driver's License and Birth Cert? Anything else?

Other "do's and don'ts"?

Bring your drivers license if you have one, Passport works too, if you are driving in, leave your radar detector at home, the same goes for your long guns unless you have proof you're going hunting and that can be verified by the lodge you will be staying at.

Never say you are going up for business, don't hint that you are going to stay there for good, nor have all your clothes and possessions with you.
On the flip side, if you are visiting friends, keep their names out of it, tell them you are just visiting the country for a few days. Ask them for information on getting your GST (Goods and Services Tax) back when you come back to the states.

Like every other border crossings, just look the agent straight in the eyes, and tell more or less the truth. Know that when you are coming and going your plates and ID are getting run through any number of databases.

I actually think coming back into the U.S. from Canada is more of a pain in the ass than leaving.

candyflip 05-08-2006 07:03 PM

No one I have gone with recently have had any problem with only their NYS license or non driver id.

I always carry my passport with me.

RK 05-08-2006 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
leave the laptop CLEAN just in case, and if you are coming accross at niagara, just say you're only staying a few hrs to gamble, checking out casino Niagra:winkwink: except if you have a ton of luggage:1orglaugh

Don't worry about the laptop. The most they may ask you to do is turn it on to show it works (that it is not a bomb).

Just tell them you are going sight seeing in Toronto for a few days. Everyone likes tourists.
DO NOT LIE ABOUT HOW LONG YOU ARE STAYING (as JFK suggested), that will only lead to potential trouble on your way back.

You need to have some proof that you are a US Citizen, a passport works best.

L-Pink 05-08-2006 09:42 PM

When visiting a foreign country geographically north of your own the accepted method of boarder crossing is to swim, tunnel, or climb the fence.

.

asdfqwer 05-09-2006 06:52 AM

WG SEO must sounds as an abra cadabre for them :)

CCdoug 05-09-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan
dont have any blow residue on your drivers license

LMAO, that's too funny

WebairGerard 05-09-2006 07:12 AM

I spoke with the state department and they said until 2007 you can still get into Canada, Mexico and a few other places with your driver's license and OFFICIAL birth cert NOT a copy. It must be the one with the raised seal. Passports will be required in 2007.

uno 05-09-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
leave the laptop CLEAN just in case, and if you are coming accross at niagara, just say you're only staying a few hrs to gamble, checking out casino Niagra:winkwink: except if you have a ton of luggage:1orglaugh

The week's worth of luggage, gear and whatever else probably wouldn't help then.

uno 05-09-2006 04:15 PM

Good, I should have my passport in a few weeks, so i won't have to worry about that in the future. I guess i'll rename all my "porn" directories so they are less obvious.

newbreed 05-09-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan
dont have any blow residue on your drivers license

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMFG!!!!!11111

GlydeGirl 05-09-2006 04:48 PM

Lots of good advice in this thread. Enjoy yourself in my fine country, uno.

jaYMan 05-09-2006 04:54 PM

Oh, massage parlors arent REALLY massage parlors.

I made the mistake of picking the massage therapist with the biggest forearms.
*sighs*

DBS.US 05-09-2006 05:07 PM

Don't drimk the water

fuzebox 05-09-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
If you're driving...leave your radar detector at home (or hide it well).

And we drive on the right side of the road (except in Quebec...where they drive all over regardless of the laws).

Its pronounced "poo-teen" when ordering fries with gravy and cheese curds.

When standing in a long line at The Beer Store, loudly complain they should make it self-serve. You'll fit right in.

No need to tip the girl behind the window at the Tim Horton's drive-thru. She's honoured enough to be working minimum wage at midnight.

If the lights in your hotel go out - its not a terrorist attack...just a rolling brownout caused by another power interruption from Michigan.

A few tips to get you by in Cana-duh.

These seem more like tips to get by in Ontario :1orglaugh

Elli 05-09-2006 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan
Oh, massage parlors arent REALLY massage parlors.

I made the mistake of picking the massage therapist with the biggest forearms.
*sighs*

Oh dear.

5678

uno 05-09-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaYMan
dont have any blow residue on your drivers license

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Luckily that's not my poison of choice. I can get anything I want in toronto anyway, so no need to bring any of that up. Think they'd give pause to police issue handcuffs in the trunk?

uno 05-09-2006 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
These seem more like tips to get by in Ontario :1orglaugh

I get by wherever I roam. For some reason that I'll never understand, people seem to like me.

xxxjay 05-09-2006 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
dont voluteer it, deny it as much as you can. If they ask just say NO:winkwink: If they happen to search and find it, just say my lawyer told me that would we purged from the records:winkwink:

Good advice. Thanks.

amateurcanada 05-09-2006 09:32 PM

Ya man who cares LOL, we have a very lax border guard policy haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra
are rifles ok? i assume my patriotic right to defend
myself from threats both domestic and abroad apply when crossing into your frightening and uncharted country..?

:error


sonofsam 05-09-2006 10:09 PM

uno: you coming to webmaster access?

Socks 05-09-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Again, I made that mistake once.... Never again.

As far as what is on my laptop, should I upload all my adult content, mp3's, and related stuff to my server and redownload it when I get up there?


hahahhahahah dude, you're not going the USA, you're coming into Canada. You should probably do that shit before you go home though. ;)

SilentKnight 05-09-2006 10:55 PM

Lookin' forward to hookin' up with you guys on Sunday. Mr. Weatherman isn't being too optimistic at this point, though.

Might wanna bring your water wings and galoshes. And they're callin' for the temps to drop.

fuzebox 05-09-2006 11:07 PM

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Degenerate 05-09-2006 11:16 PM

Crossing the border into Canada is cake, a drivers license will do the trick.

Dagwolf 05-09-2006 11:20 PM

It's been hell for me every time. It might have something to do with the u-haul full of furniture I take with me though.

Barefootsies 05-10-2006 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight
If you're driving...leave your radar detector at home (or hide it well).

And we drive on the right side of the road (except in Quebec...where they drive all over regardless of the laws).

Its pronounced "poo-teen" when ordering fries with gravy and cheese curds.

When standing in a long line at The Beer Store, loudly complain they should make it self-serve. You'll fit right in.

No need to tip the girl behind the window at the Tim Horton's drive-thru. She's honoured enough to be working minimum wage at midnight.

If the lights in your hotel go out - its not a terrorist attack...just a rolling brownout caused by another power interruption from Michigan.

A few tips to get you by in Cana-duh.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dv2 05-10-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate
Crossing the border into Canada is cake, a drivers license will do the trick.

Yup...a drivers license and a t-shirt that says
"You're Either With Us Or Your're With the Terrorists"
works everytime.

uno 05-15-2006 05:44 PM

Back with some Cubans, tylenol with codeine and tons of cheap, duty free shit!


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