I need $1000 Fast! Post in this thread with jobs and shit I can do.
 

Need money fast, Post your shit work/jobs/whatever here and give me a price :)

sell a kidney

no those i need

Shouldnt you be posting a list of your skills, maybe with some samples while you are at it.

I will hire you for a glory hole scene...you are in the cardboard box.

what can you do anyways?

I'll do any simple work you need done. Shit you don't want to do.

I don't want to fight with my mother in law, will you do that for me?

how much?

this is a surfer prick, doesnt know shit >:)
get back to McDonalds asshole

i see so many people try to get a job like this. that cracks me up.

Pathetic.

Go outside your house tomorrow and find a job you shitstain and stop begging here.

hmm i cant see many ppl paying u to do much

I could use work too. heres a few things I can do, well. Need paysite galleries photshopped,logo'd, formed, filed and delivered? No problem.....
SKILLS:
Computer related:
- Metalsoft / Sunview software for 2d cadfile parts creations
- Cimcad / Cimlinc software for cutting programs and virtual parts creation.
- P.I.N.S. and P.E.P. 2003 nesting software for routing/plasma cutting
- Windows 95-XP, Mac OS 9-10.3, multi browsers I.E.; IE, Firefox, Safari
- Standard office printers, fax, phone. Windows Office pro etc.
- Adobe Photoshophahaha8217;s 5-7, Elements 2.0, Adobe Illustrator 7-10.
- Dream weaver 3-4, Adobe Go-Live, Frontpage
- Cute FTP (Win) Captain FTP & Fetch (MAC)
- JP Gallery, Batch-it ultra, Poser 5 3D modeling, Win-Zip
- Adobe Premiere video editor, IDVD 123 (MAC) Final Cut Pro 3 exp.
- Video encoding programs mpeg to quick time, WMV and media players
- Digital photographer raw to compressed web image, color corrections
- Videographer using VX-2000, XL1-S Cccd Mini DV formats.
- DVD editor and creator/production, Adobe Premiere Pro
- Red Hat 9.0, Raq 4 server setups and administrator services, Plesk 6-7 interfaces


- I know it reads kinda lame but since I moved back to the midwest, you'd be suprised how many people don't know shit, even about say something as simple as photoshop. I dumbed it down a bunch.

ok, flame me.....

No experience, no skills, no nothing.

Probably jerked off on thehun's porn until now, never joined a paysite or anything, now thinks money's falling out the sky in this industry

was that a reference to myself? I've been doing this since 94..... I do know a thing or two.

If you have been doing this since 94 and still have to rely on others to make money youre doing something very wrong.

no, to the thread starter

:error :321GFY rofl! :1orglaugh

Why not use some of your millions of targeted traffic visitors and make some cash?

he probably is :1orglaugh :1orglaugh