Please use this thread to tell me how much you respect me all day...
 

And how cool I am...



:thumbsup :thumbsup

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Well hey, at least it's not a zero reply thread.


heh

jim is the man

Just wanna say hi! :)

i respect any man that can lie in a blow up raft with a blowup doll, a beer, and a fishing pole and not put a hole in his watercraft with any one of the three.

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jim eats my pussy like its bacon on a Sunday morning. :winkwink:

I learned that skill in the special forces...

Don't tell Abi.

So he breaks it in half with his hands and then rips it apart with his teeth?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shouldn't you be quivering in fear from the wrath of "hey you..I hear voices" ?

Kinky. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if i was a girl my pussy would hurt when reading that

is there ANYONE who doesn't respect tweaker construction laborers who like to pose on their motorcycles with big guns and knives on display? That's a GUARANTEE of stability and good business sense.

I'm not a "tweaker" and the only roof I work on is my own. But I have been falling off it lately, so that's gonna change.


How many bikes do you have btw?

Aren't you supposed to be dead??? :1orglaugh

None. I have an SL500 and an LX470 and a desire to not be a blood smear on the highway. Or maybe I'm just not cool enough to be a big bad Harley dude.

Not even CLOSE, but that's ok. We can't all be me.

I respect how you took down Headless, you broke that fat guy down... that was mad.

Man all he had to do was admit to and apologize for the whole prank calling thing. Eat a little crow and it would have all been over. But noooooooo.

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Her eye is funny.

Lets make love.

You know, sometimes I feel a little sad for all the billions of my fellow man who aren't as cool, or intelligent or good looking as I am.

Really breaks my heart. Something akin to the pain I feel when I see a dead kitten on the side of the road or how fat Kirsty Alley has gotten.

Hasn't she lost 60 pounds now or something like that? The Jenny Craig thing seems to be working well for her.

I see/hear her commercials all the time. I really hate her voice. :disgust

Really?
I havent seen her since that Fat Actress thingy. Even if she has though, her ass and thighs and stomach HAVE to be stretchmark city.

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jimthefiend is the MAN

fuck you and epic both.

postcount +1!!!

bump this awesome thread

THis thread is amusing, you are a great shit stirrer
http://www.the-turds.co.uk/images/hi...hitstirrer.jpg

Gee, that rips my heart out of my chest and breaks it into little pieces.










Anyone who comes into a thread merely to announce that they have the thread-starter on ignore is:


#1: Lying about the iggy thing.
#2: Stupid and pathetic.
#3: Not getting laid AT ALL.

i respect you for coming back from the dead....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're the best Amway sponser I have ever had ...

He sure is! :thumbsup