Finally Found A Reason For Having A Man Around
 

I hate firing up the BBQ grill! Finally doing it for the first time this season tonight. It was always *his* job to grill.

I know the feeling.

Thank God for eyebrow pencils...

Wow, it used to be the wives who couldn't take all the porn!

I'd come start your grill but my wife might get jealous....

LD:winkwink:

awwe you miss your old flame?

:1orglaugh
couldnt resist that one
sorry kitty

You left out the most important part of your post!

....what went on the barbecue? Was it my beloved steak? Or ribs? PK burgers?

I Q'ed up a nice huge boneless salmon steak for my brother, his stepson and myself last week. Damn that char-broiled salmon is amazing.

Amazing I tells ya.
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Can't beat a good barby, when I get old and fat I would love to enter those mad US grill off things.

Only problem is I can never see the day when I can stand by a bbq for 8 hours with out drinking enough beer to kill a horse.

But for Toronto webmasters my ribs will rock your world, maybe we should have a picnic.

Mmmmmm....steak

bon appetite

So sad.

LOL

world renowned barbecuist here, my skills are known in Switzerland, Germany, Japan, Korea, and of course all over the USA . . . . .no brag, just fact :thumbsup

that made u sad?

Yes, my boyfriend left me after we had a barbecue one evening last fall. This thread brings back such tragic memories. I didn't mean to brand him, really I didn't.

see that..
never try to poke a man from behind
unless its invited



DAYUM i just crack myself up :1orglaugh

It's T-Bones and Tenderloins, tonight. Smells great out on the deck, but I always end up smelling like the BBQ before I'm done. Got this nice top of the line Broilmaster gas grill with the gas line from the house run right to the deck.. no messing with propane tanks. Makes it a bit easier.

Was that an invitation?

Ewww.. far from it. The way he's going he might as well be putting using all his divorce settlement for charcoal. Heck.. if I remember right he wanted to take the damn grill.

Hehe more and more satisfaction every day tho.. passed by the "love of his life" ie, the woman I can thank for helping me finally be strong enough to kick him to the curb... she's living high of my, errr.. his money.. She was tubby 3 years ago.. she's doubled in size since then. I always said he'd get his just desserts.. she's eating them all!

yeah i remember that

there is no revenge sweeter than what they bring on themselves.
like u said. the money will run out soon enough

I think I would've keeled over from a heart attack if you'd said you were back with your ex!

I hope your new guy is at least 100 times the man your ex was. If he's barbecuing for you he's definitely on the right track :D

I'm happy for you PK.
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You dont really need a man to light the grill, is only a click of the button ................. you can use him for more useful things :))))

There isn't a new guy. The few since my divorce all end up getting way to comfortable with my lifestyle and me paying for it. If they can't treat me like the girl down the street (splitting dinner tabs or alternating who pays, etc), I don't need them. I'm just enjoying hanging with my two boys for now.

I am sorry, but using gas to barbecue is like using a pencil to paint with. Why not just use the stove.

Far be it for me to spam a product with no affiliate program, but Kingsford charcoal is the only way to fly.

:thumbsup

Don't worry PK, the right one will come along. :)

If you need a boytoy in the meantime let me know!

DH:glugglug

someone lookin for the top spot in the listings? :1orglaugh

So what you're saying is I still have a shot?

woohoooooo!!
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We're good at taking out the garbage, too.

haha I have two teenage boys for that.

time to teach em to BBQ

Yepyep. Sleazy's right. Time to teach the boys to BBQ. Should be interesting at least. :)

and killing spiders

Not me. I have cats for that. I hate spiders.

now see, i was gonna ask if u wanted to hang out this weekend while im in san diego, but now im having second thoughts. :tongue:

I was thinking..... Thinking of all the reasons to have a woman around..... And I really can not think of one (1)...... That is one (same woman) every day, all day and every night...


I'll keep thinking...:helpme

But if I get a sore head....:winkwink: ....am going to be pissed

Maybe the Tahoe boys can help me with this one, but I got a new place up there and a new Propane grill that doesn't get hot enough. It's a high BTU unit, but does the altitude fuck it up?

God if only people knew how much i love to Fire up the grill :)

We had ours going i cooked some chicken and Burgers and then i Drank and got the fire hot enough to melt the Beer Bottles together oohhhh

meo meo

most likely yes, I think you will find most recipes that discuss high altitude cooking will require you cook longer - this would be due to the fact that at higher altitudes the air is thinner, and naturally, fire needs oxygen to burn hotter. Not sure how you can add oxygen to the mixture, so probably just have to cook longer.

peeks, will you marry me???? =)))

- K-Man

haha.. doubt I'll ever get married again. Too much of a hassle. What is whose, etc... Don't really care to have a husband again.. really all I want to find is some responsible adult male to hang out with from time to time... date.. but nothing heavy relationship-wise. Most guys think I'm crazy. All the women they know want someone to marry them or move in with them.

peeeks!! meaningless sex is cooooool with me !!! :winkwink:

haha.. somewhere on here just the other day was a thread about relationships vs one night stands... I brought up my philosophy of friends with fringe benefits :winkwink:

Cant ya see,... that this old boys feelin lonely...



:winkwink:

Sexual overtures abound :thumbsup

send me a woman

That's funny. Kitty, you just confirmed something I have always thought. It seems like the more experienced a woman is - the easier she is to deal with. Less hangups, relaxed expectations and an overall more enjoyable time had for everyone.

Please do guys all over the world (including your sons) a favor and take some girls under your wing and teach them the ropes!

Need a third? Well almost a teen. :)

Thanks PersianKitty, now know what I'm doing for dinner tonight.

Often do the cooking now, while Eva is looking after the baby.