This is how we raise money for charity in Toronto
 

http://www.toronto.com/profile/67203...cs_generic_5_2

Now who wants to sponsor me?

I could raise millions.

ROFL! :1orglaugh

"Why Masturbate?
It feels good.

It helps maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong pc muscles.

It's safe sex.

You don't have to worry if your partner came.

You learn what's best for your pleasure by masturbating, which in turn improves your sex life with your partners.

It's great for stress relief and can help you sleep."


Aaaaah I'm getting sleepy now.

:smokin

Interesting Masturbatory Facts:
According to the latest issue of Flare magazine, in the 1800s, physicians induced orgasm, considering it a valid treatment for hysteria because they thought the condition was triggered by sexual deprivation. Eventually, a doctor invented the vibrator so women could "treat" themselves at home. Yet in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, western doctors blamed masturbation for everything from mental illness and tuberculosis to loose morality. Treatments varied from spiked rings to prevent nocturnal erections in boys and clitoridectomies (removal of the clitoris) for women. An orgasm is considered a good way to temporarily relieve menstrual cramps in women and stimulate the prostate gland in men, reducing the incidence of prostate
infections.

:Graucho

Could I do it in a retroactive way?

"Pay me because I masturbated for 4135209 hours since I was 10"

?

its worth a few thousand bucks ;p

So now you're trying to get us to believe you only do it for the health benefits?

And to raise money for charity :Graucho

prizes may include new keyboards or stain remover.

:)

eh ...money to the people

remember everytime u masterbate god kills a kitten...

When I pass on, my palm is willed to Locks of Love...

Oh yeah charity. Good answer :winkwink:

If only I'd have had the charity excu.....errrr.....reason in high school.
I could have single handedly (pun intended) wiped out the worlds ills in those 4 years alone. :thumbsup