Speaking of Being Drunk
 

I am very drunk. I am alone. I am emotional. I am in a hotel up in the mountains. Yay me! :)

sending u a dildo over

wanna get high?

WTF!....put down the beagle....and step away

Deej... I said I'm alone. Andy and Nelly, the Beagles, are safe at home.

do you at least have your fleshlight?

I left my fleshlight at home. That's why I'm emotional. :(

Safe thank god :winkwink:

Whatya doin alone dude....and where about in what mountains?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am alone because I decided to take a drive while Belinda was out visiting her aunt. I stopped at a hotel up in the mountains to have a secret hotel rendezvous with my fleshlight but after searching my suitcase i realized i forgot it at home.

Thus, emotional. As mentioned above.

Fuck, that is a dilema...

any local hotties?

Belinda would understand....I mean....she would do the same right?

Speaking of wich I have these nice secret getaway BnB brochures id like you to give her :winkwink:

let me hear ya say yeaaaaaaah

visiting her aunt ? very doubtful .
:error

How far are you from the Oregon border? You can come visit me. That would mean I'd have to put some clothes on though. Have an extra, unused fleshlight?

For someone who's lonely, you've got high standards.

Dude, I'm drunk. I don't need comments like that. LOL

Im in Medford, so like 1 hour or so fromt he border i think, never gone at it from this angle, always hit the coast and down....


and no ...noi fleshlight....never even touched a real one yet, Ive made my own ;)

I should have driven a little further and crashed at your place! LOL

donny get off the alcohol..

alcohol is gggooooooooodddddd

Ya you should have man, get you all dolled up in some make up and take you out on the town...

Come on up tomorrow after youre not inebriated :winkwink:

lol... Im sure there will be jealousy... hehehehhe