The pain of being RedShoe (GRAPHIC)
 

Today I had two ingrown toenails removed from both bigtoes.
I go in about once every other year or so. The Dr. is really cool, and always let's me film or take photos. This time I took photos.

The pics are pretty graphic as they show the various stages of me having my toenail ripped out with pliers. :waaaaahh
http://redshoe.net/gfy/toe/


-Enjoy

The best part of all is all the lovely Vicadin I get. :stoned \
20mg every 4 hours just isn't enough!

That's fucked up Bro ... Why not just cut your toenails on a regular basis ???

Ack..

yeah i had that done... havent had that problem since... worth the pain for a few days

eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Patchs

I recommend a pedicure at regular intervals!!!!!!!!1

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yikes man. i wish you had told me about your ingrown toenails. i know a few tricks to deal with them so they won't get to the stage where they need to be surgically removed. you poor sap.

hehe it looks painful but its really not, I had mine removed about a month ago, much better now though! :)

Ditto
It all comes down to the way you cut them...I was always in excruciating agony until I found out how simple it it

Hman, I can never cutthem on a regular basis. Just look at those fuckers, they don't grow long enough before they start ripping thru my flesh.

And mule, I'm all ears jackass! How the fuck do I control the laws of science? How am I supposed to keep them from growing down wider than the nailbed?

HELP ME!!!!

dude! that's fuckin' sick! http://www.opticalamplitude.com/assets/rockon.gif

Thats some nasty shit.......arggggggggg

Ok I almost hurled! I still might!

god damn made my eyes water

gross!! :throwup

I can feel the pain .....................:(

Hey man too bad you're not here in Fort Worth, Texas...I could turn you on to a doctor who could cure that permanently.

My brother had his done when he was 13 he's 28 now and has not had a problem since.
My father had his removed from the same doctor just a few months ago and he's never felt better.
The doctor not only removes them at the root but he puts a chemical solution he created in there that for some reason just stops it from ever growing back.

holy shit I got a response from AMP without the "Amplitude" graphic. This truly is an exciting time for me. :)

The drugs are making me sick, and the pain is quit numbing, but not seeing that sig has really lifted my spirits. :)
Thanks AMP.

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/puke/barfy.gif

There goes my lunch!

OUCH, man I hope you feel better. you should put a banner on that page I have sent 10 friends to it already I am sure it will get lots of traffic.

fuel

That's what the cotton tipped applicator is suposed to do. There is acid on it, and it's supposed to kill the root of the nail. However, the pus is so strong, that it sometimes neutralizes the acid.

However, if it's something that your doc concocted I'd try it. If it were a guarantee. Usually the acid kills it. And on all his other paitents (including my father, and a few uncles) it has killed the root. My pus must be strong or something.

Hey, maybe I could sell my pus to science.

OMG, how terrible for you!

Take a wee bit of cotton from a qtip, and tuck it under the edges of your nails, that will stop them from growing downward, and no one will see it either.

Just make sure to change the cotton regularly lol ;)

God damn dude...

Get some bigger Red Shoes... tight little Red Shoes will fuck you up.