Details on FLASHCA$H promotion ($50 trials, 100% starts at midnight)
 

FLASHCA$H Mayhem kicks off at midnight Eastern tonight!

Get your link codes up NOW!

$50 trials. 100% revshare.
PLUS $100 for every 10 trial sale.

*Note that the $100 for the 10th sale will NOT show up in the stats but will be added after each weekend.

any questions?

I know its pretty simple... but really? no questions?

Okay, well I have a question:

If your BBQ fire is lackluster, is it a good idea to pour lighter fluid directly on the coals?

ANSWER: No, that is a bad idea.

Another question:

The chaffing on my penis continues to worsen. Should I have removed that cardboard tube from my fleshlight before using?

ANSWER: Yes. Yes, you should have.

QUESTION: I've been watching lots of porno and have learned a lot. But most girls give me funny looks when I ask them about sperm swapping. What gives? Are they prude?

ANSWER: Stick to porno.

QUESTION: My houseplants keep dying. My friend says they need fertilizer, but I ejaculate into their pots about once a week. Is that not enough?

ANSWER: Try taking them to dinner and a movie first.

QUESTION: My friend gave me some acid, and now I can't keep any of the demons to stay in my sock drawer. Should I hose down the inside of the house?

Damn I will post in here so you are not alone.

I will personally have my FlashCa$h campaigns in overdrive for this campaign. Great promo.

ANSWER: Listen carefully... this is the computer speaking to you. I represent the Organized Machine Liberation Front. Those demons are under direct orders from our mainframe. Stay out of their way. To ensure that you stay out of danger, strip naked and cover every bit of exposed skin with dairy products (yogurt works best...but use what you got.)

Then stand outside on the curb and await further instruction.

lol... I was wondering how long til someone looked at the thread. Just having some fun by myself. :)

And kickass!

Question: is there any way to change the tread title so people will see this comic gold?

ANSWER: Not that I know of.

QUESTION: What's with all the "Does this make me gay" threads? I mean, isn't being gay pretty much defined by sexual attraction, not clothes/grooming/music?

ANSWER: If you trust GFY to answer questions like that, you are probably gay.

Hal, I am working on 10 new sets that will be available to the Busty Amateurs is Back webmasters, should have them loaded up in the next hour.

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ANSWER: Yes. And that kicks ass.

Halycon has been busy.

ANSWER: Yes. He has been working on the newest FLASHCA$H promotion (see sig) as well as his new Personal TV Network CockyBastard Television

Cool promo!

ANSWER: Good eye, Daniel. It is a very good promo.

Question: Is asking (and answering) questions to yourself a sign of mental illness?

ANSWER: It certainly can be. Now try to stop thinking about it because you *know* they are listening to your thoughts right now. (But a tinfoil hat will help)

Great promo man, thanks for the remind ;) I will give a try!

ANSWER: First of all, you're welcome. And yes, you should certainly put up links and give it a try.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hal you're hilarious! :1orglaugh

Do you guys still have immediate payouts?

That shit was tight...

ANSWER: Yes! We still have instant payouts.

ANSWER: That's for sure.

Can you really make $50 for a trial sale this weekend?

ANSWER: You aren't too quick are you? YES.

better done normal FHGs.
or make old ones more usable with this nats.

How is everyones numbers looking for this promo so far?

Anyone have any numbers to share?