What a way to sell shoes...
 

Now THIS is a store I would buy from... but wait.. I keep forgetting to look at the shoes... hahah.

http://www.microkinibeach.com/shoes.htm

Help I can't stop clicking I feel a wack attack coming on...

And I've never felt the need to wack it at a shoe store. LOL

customer: Excuse me miss, can i try that one? *grin*
sales lady: Which one sir?
customer: Uhm the black one, hairy, wet and (gulp) with the small hole.
sales lady: What size sir?
customer: What size? Just give it to me!!@#$@@

And at very reasonable prices to boot. lol