Dan Brown DID NOT write "The Da Vinci Code"! (Defense for the Christian Faith!)
 

Dan Brown DID NOT write "The Da Vinci Code"! (Defense for the Christian Faith!)

WOW! He is a fraud! HE IS A LIAR!!!!


As seen on "plan odelia" The search for King Solomon's Chess Service


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HERE IS THE POST VERBATIM!

The Jesuits

Versus

The Da Vinci Code

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In addition to looking for The Chess Service of King Solomon,
this secret sect of The Jesuit Order, protect The Christian Faith
from those that would threaten the belief of members of The Church.
Upon the publication of "The Da Vinci Code", The Order went
to work to investigate The Truth using a closely guarded
secret:




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ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN VIA PRAYER TO GOD.

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Brother Grezegorz or "The Hidden Disciple",
works in the background or "is not known by anyone".

Whenever he "appears", matters are grave.

Upon investigating The Truth behind the book,
The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown; he called
an emergency meeting with the highest ranking
of this secret order.

The following are the minutes of the meeting...



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Brother Grezegorz: Let me start by handing
out the following I typed, before our meeting begins:



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Brother Iulian, you are to have the younger brothers put it on that website you wrote me about.


The Following is The Truth
Using my "prayer" to GOD.
(1) Jesus Christ existed, as stated in the bible.

(2) Mary Magdalene existed, as stated in the bible.

(3) Jesus Christ "saved" Mary Magdalene from a bad life, by explaining The Truth to her.

(4) Jesus Christ DID NOT marry or have any children with Mary Magdalene.



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PROOF
Every Catholic is to verify this information, using the method of prayer as stated here:

(i) They are to ask GOD, through Jesus Christ, FOR THE TRUTH on these matters.

(ii) GOD will then answer that prayer, that night, IN A DREAM.



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Brother Grezegorz: Our enemies are on the move again.

Brother Tancredo: As always brother, what else is new?
All I know, whenever you "appear", matters are grave!

Brother Haineau: Brother Grezegorz, what is the
reason for this secret meeting?

Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands Catholics recognize The Truth
of "Where is The Kingdom of Heaven".


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Murmurs...

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Brother Khrystiyanr: This must be serious!

Brother Grezegorz: VERY: Understand, Dan Brown DID NOT write The Da Vinci Code!
It was written by a very evil witch. This is why THE WILL demands Catholics
recognize The Truth by utilizing The Kingdom of Heaven! They are to ASK GOD
for The Truth and they will then RECEIVE The Truth, in the form of a Dream
that night.

Brother Iulian: A witch? I knew it! Continue please!

Brother Grezegorz: THE WILL demands, that Catholics have Faith by believing
The Truth shown to them, in their dreams and rejoice according to The Truth
they have understood.

Brother Haineau: Brother Iulian, has arranged for the website, we should
see the results of our message by watching from The Kingdom of Heaven.

Brother Grezegorz: Good. All the website needs, is this prayer,
so Catholics can verify any and all Truth!

Here it is:

TO CHECK FOR TRUTH IN ANY MATTER, SAY THE FOLLOWING PRAYER:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH: [ INSERT SUBJECT HERE ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".



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Example:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ DID DAN BROWN WRITE THE DA VINCI CODE ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".

You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

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Recommended Prayer Subjects:

(i) [ IS THE JUDAS GOSPEL AUTHENTIC? ]

(ii) [ WHERE IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN? ]

(iii) [ WHAT IS THE STATE OF MIND OF THE ARCH-ANGELS? ]


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Brother Iulian: I will have them put it up, immediately.

Brother Tancredo: Catholics will be very glad to get this information,
let us make haste!

Brother Grezegorz: Good men! Let us go - May God give us success!

Brother Tancredo, Brother Haineau, Brother Iulian, & Brother Khrystiyanr:

AMEN!

all bullshit! the book was crap anyways!

cheers
tony

gnosticism

ok then...

sounds pretty deep. Cant wait to see the movie :)

wtf does DaVinci have to do with all this? :helpme

I liked the book .............. Religion IS Bullshit :winkwink:

The Book was the greatest ever written, morons.

its a fucking novel lol

everyone loves a good conspiracy, dan brown just found a good story to form into a conspiracy , the religion freaks are just created more controversary to sell dan browns book , the more they come out and ark up the more people start to believe that the book is the truth

Right at this moment, Dan Brown is smiling and saying to himself, "Cha-Ching!"

I liked the book a lot. Great story. Don't care about the religious upheaval it's caused. Anyone who believes that the earth was created in 6 days with a day of rest to follow and is offended should shake their heads.

BTW; Why would God need to rest?

Take it all with a grain of salt and get a bit more fun out of life.

:2 cents:

i guess the religions are just scared that da vinci code will outself there book of fiction

ok whatever

read holy grail, holy blood... the non-fiction book the da vinci code was largely based on.

Hey! Where did you get this from?
As for me, i read the book by Lynn Picknet and Clave Prince (1979) and it was very similar to Den Brown. After that i assumed that he got information from some studies of those authors.

and the bible is fact. yes yes... go on. please defend the christian faith. retard.

how much time did you spendon that

why is this being discussed on GFY

The Da Vinci Code is a work of FICTION much like the Bible so why are Christians getting their panties up in a wad over it?

Pretty poor fiction at that and without the free promo from the Chrintian zelots it would have been long forgotten by now.

it is all about the faith.
Faith and religion can be discussed everywhere.
:1orglaugh

Cos GFY is the world's authority on everything. :winkwink:

of course he didn't :)

Maybe. But also far too influential and often dangerous to be written off so easily. In many countries, including the US, religion shapes everyone's daily lives, regardless of their faith or lack of it. Arguably, religion handed GW his second term.

I enjoyed the book.