Stupid Vonage
 

Ok these assclowns keep calling me trying to get my business to sign up with them. I always know who they are cause they ask the same damn questions.
Do you have a high speed connection?
How many phone lines do you have?

I answer their damn questions, yes I have high speed, I have one phone line for emergency use, I use a free VOIP program. They then go on their spiel about how I need to switch to them. I am beyond annoyed by now and just fucking with them. I ask them if they are using VOIP to call me now and they say no. WTF?

I get more pissed at the monthly asshat people who call from a "survey company" asking a bunch of questions about your business, number of employees, correct spelling.

After the first one, I was like, I already answered these. They said well as are someone different. I said, call them then and HU.

:disgust

lol that's funny