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brizzad 05-03-2006 05:13 PM

The US has the better business bureau, what does the UK have?
 
Is there a UK version of the US's better business bureau? Where can I file complaints about UK businesses? I have the VAT number if it helps.

munki 05-03-2006 05:14 PM

Speak to bob.

minusonebit 05-03-2006 05:34 PM

http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/proj...law/hitman.gif

madawgz 05-03-2006 05:47 PM

i dont think so......:\

Webby 05-03-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brizzad
Is there a UK version of the US's better business bureau? Where can I file complaints about UK businesses? I have the VAT number if it helps.

Not really anything equivalent brizzard - they would not give a shit anyways.
But if the issue is about debts or money owed - sue em. Claims under 10K UK pounds (about $18K) can be handled by a County Court and costs little money (and no massive lawyers fees).

There is also a nice clause in the Companies Act where you automatically get an order to remove assets to match any debts without further discussion. (Only ever used that once and was a very large company - arrived with a bailiff and gave em 10 mins to pay - else the office reception furniture gets removed first. They paid.)

European Lee 05-03-2006 06:54 PM

You want the Office of Fair Trading.

http://www.oft.gov.uk

Regards,

Lee

Webby 05-03-2006 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee
You want the Office of Fair Trading.

http://www.oft.gov.uk

Regards,

Lee

You ever dealt with them Lee? Sheesh... it's like dealing with a brick wall :winkwink:

Story! You have to be familiar with these bits of plastic called "sex dolls"?
Anyways... there was a press ad offering this crap and claiming vital stats of
36-24-36 blah. Of course the stats depended on how much ya blow the shit up. :)

Along came two reps from OFT to check the dimensions of a blow up doll and they reckoned it had a 34 bust (I never asked em the cup size). I asked them - now don't you think, despite you consider her bust to be only 34" that she is one damned hottie anyways? :) And... if ya just blow some fucking air into her she can be really busty - that is, if you like playing with big plastic tits. :pimp

They gave up and made plans to get some lunch someplace and left. I seriously doubt OFT would be of any relevance unless there was some major fraud or real cause for a product or service causing personal injury.

s9ann0 05-03-2006 07:16 PM

we have this dude:
http://thumbs.smutput.com/20060504/rfaa_tail.jpg


but seriouslly trading standards would probly be the people to contact I am going home to england tommorrow icq me if you need help with something

Webby 05-03-2006 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno
we have this dude:
http://thumbs.smutput.com/20060504/rfaa_tail.jpg


but seriouslly trading standards would probly be the people to contact I am going home to england tommorrow icq me if you need help with something

Good idea spanno :thumbsup


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