You know it's a slow news day...
 

..when CNN repeats a shocking story about microwave popcorn 4 times in the span of 3 hours. WTF.

Heres a tip, buy a hot air popper. It pops better and faster, and if you want butter on it.. put freaking butter on it. You save money, electricity, waste, and wont get a scary bad chemical that sits in our bloodstream "for a long long time" like the shocking CNN report exposes every 40 minutes.

blah blah blah :error

heres an even bigger tip.
turn off the tv and do some work.

Oh I'm working. Just like every day. Some things just rise above the normal ridiculous fluff into note-worthiness.