Alcohol - Beer goggles suck
 

I keep saying it but this time I mean it. I will NEVER drink again to the point of getting trashed. The chick was half cute but damn she went from half cute to do-able in 7 pints. At least I only remember 10% of the night.

Why my ass is sore.. I dunno.

yikes!!! maybe she was a tranny dude

Fuck i could only be so lucky.

at least you can blame it on being drunk

Like you have room to talk. I'm willing to bet that you've never been laid by a sober woman or even a conscious one at that.

Quit starting bullshit threads.

:1orglaugh that sucks buddy lol

LOLZOR urajealousbitch?

You fell up the stairs.

Jealous of what?

I've been posting here long enough to know what you look like and what you're about. Don't kid yourself, chump.

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this should get good. brad is half emo. i predict mad responses.

i must be the only guy that gets fussier when drunk!

strange but true!

cheers
tony

I'd probably be mad if it was true. ;)

Tell her to stick to 1-2 fingers next time. Or maybe make a point to only hit on chicks with really little hands.

Beer goggles are one thing, I end up having problems with tequila goggles.

i went to bed with a dreamboat and woke up with a shipwreak... happened more than i would like to admit...

Post an updated picture then and prove us all wrong, Mr. Pitt. You're not Brad so you must be his bastard brother, Arm.

Get lost, loser. You couldn't pick up a chick if you had 8 arms and she downed an 8th of GHB. Face the facts and stop letting GFY be your fantasy island.

It's all good..as long as your buddies don't know

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