Oh lord....it's prom night....
 

and the coffeeshop I'm working from is PACKED with highschool kids all getting juiced for the big night.......

The girls are all giggly thinking (oh isn't this a magical night! I love to dress up!) and the guys are trying to act all mature while all the time thinking (how the hell am I gonna get in her pants tonight?)

I never went to my prom, because at the time I was 80 lbs heavier and a huge nerd. Actually about 2 years ago I was dating a senior in highschool and she jokingly suggested that I take her to her prom. I politely declined. I didn't think a then 28 year old, would be very welcome at a prom lol!

you were 28 and dating someone in high school?

Whats wrong with that :winkwink:

i never went to my prom either... :( i should have

ya she was the daughter of one of my PhD committee members

she was legal so who cares :)

Memories..those were the days

did i say anything was wrong with it? you must have some insecurities about it.

um........

Those were the days..

Daddies - lock your daughters up. The boys are in heat tonight.

My daughter, assuming I should have one, one day, will not be allowed to her prom.

Fuck that shit.

(no pun intended, of course)

It's prom here, too. I spent all day long spider webbing my cheerleaders' hair before they had to get ready. After they got dressed, they came by in their limos and let me take pics with their dates. They were all so excited and looked so good. :)

Must be in Orlando, FL eh?

;-)

prom here also. my baby sister is out, i wanna go choke the bastard shes with ;)

Yes, you're right. It must be.

Out of 50 states, with hundreds of thousands of high schools, Orlando, Florida is definitely the only place having a prom in late April.

Oh, wow. You and your sister are from Orlando, too. Gosh, what a small world!

and they are all giving it up.

yeah i never went to prom but then again im in australia and we dont have proms :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

choppa did u do your deb?

Here's a prom joke for you for the night:

There is this girl who wants to go to prom and its 6 weeks out so she askes her dad " dad I wanna go to prom can I go to the prom"
"You gotta suck my dick then you can go" says the dad
EWW.. dad you fucking sick NO" replies the girl
"then the answer is NO go away" dad says

then its 3 weeks out from prom
" dad the football captain asked me to prom and I got a dress can I go to prom"
"you got to suck my dick first baby then you can go"
dad replies.
"EWWW fuck you your sick NO"
then your not going dear sorry

Now its the night before prom and the girl wants to go bad
"Dad PLEASE can I go to prom I got a dress limo date and everything PLEASE" asks the girl
" you know what you gotta do you gotta slob on my knob...suck my dick" dad replies
"FINE I'LL DO IT YOUR SICK" girl says
she unzips his pants drops his drawers and starts sucking after 4-5 minutes she comes up and goes EWWWW DAD YOU DICK TASTES LIKE SHIT

then dad goes YEP YOU BROTHER WANTED TO GO TO PROM TOO
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Off topic but......

And I'm sure her Dad just loved you Lance.

I've been there done that, in fact once, I was older than her father.

he he he he he

I love headfucking.

:2 cents: :thumbsup :winkwink: :pimp

man those were the days