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TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 03:41 PM

You Think You Know Who I AM?
 
if you have absolutely no familiarity with who I am and what I do-
Here is an article about my favorite subject.....

ME.\\This happens to be one of those articles where the writer "gets it", and understands what I do-


I am back from NY and the premiere was insane for American Cannibal
Here are a few reviews....for those of you who give a shit that is
:-))



http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/27040606.php

NY Magazine-
NEW YORK MAGAZINE REVIEW
Parental advisory: What follows is the most outrageous line of dialogue I?ve found at Tribeca: ?I could make ten tapes of Paris Hilton and she could suck off the King of Jordan, It?s still going to be Paris Hilton sucking dick. You?ve never seen anybody eat people on television, have you?? That?s Paris Hilton porn-video promoter Kevin Blatt, speaking from the back of a strip-club in the Tribeca documentary American Cannibal by Perry Grebin and Michael Nigro. In this oddball film, two frustrated writers end up selling a show to Blatt based on the idea of stranding contestants on an island, starving them, and then convincing them to become cannibals. The premise itself is a bit shaky and unclear?and, not so surprisingly, the show crumbles before they?ve filmed the pilot, as a mysterious cast member falls ill (and, crew members claim, into a coma). The quotes from industry experts, including the founder of Sex.com and Debbie Demontreaux of IFC, are fairly fascinating, as they suggest how low reality TV may soon go. But the gaps and elisions are too sloppy to be convincing?including the bizarre inability to determine the name and fate of the cast member who supposedly fell ill. There are so many odd incongruities that the end result?whether a put-on or not?feels like one (think: more Incident at Loch Ness than Control Room). But then again, reality TV has rarely cared much about truth?and maybe this is the doc it deserves. Besides, the crass truthiness here is far more apt than any of the glossy satire in American Dreamz.? Reviewed by Logan Hill, New York Magazine





Tribeca was an incredible thing to have witnessed, I personally thought this film was a bit slow, but I am too attached to the project to really form an opinion- I know you?d love it though



J)

Check the NY Times on Monday - another piece will be written about American Cannibal.





KB

p1mpdogg 04-29-2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
if you have absolutely no familiarity with who I am and what I do-
Here is an article about my favorite subject.....

ME.

I am back from NY and the premiere was insane for American Cannibal
Here are a few reviews....for those of you who give a shit that is
:-))



http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/article/27040606.php

NY Magazine-
NEW YORK MAGAZINE REVIEW
Parental advisory: What follows is the most outrageous line of dialogue I?ve found at Tribeca: ?I could make ten tapes of Paris Hilton and she could suck off the King of Jordan, It?s still going to be Paris Hilton sucking dick. You?ve never seen anybody eat people on television, have you?? That?s Paris Hilton porn-video promoter Kevin Blatt, speaking from the back of a strip-club in the Tribeca documentary American Cannibal by Perry Grebin and Michael Nigro. In this oddball film, two frustrated writers end up selling a show to Blatt based on the idea of stranding contestants on an island, starving them, and then convincing them to become cannibals. The premise itself is a bit shaky and unclear?and, not so surprisingly, the show crumbles before they?ve filmed the pilot, as a mysterious cast member falls ill (and, crew members claim, into a coma). The quotes from industry experts, including the founder of Sex.com and Debbie Demontreaux of IFC, are fairly fascinating, as they suggest how low reality TV may soon go. But the gaps and elisions are too sloppy to be convincing?including the bizarre inability to determine the name and fate of the cast member who supposedly fell ill. There are so many odd incongruities that the end result?whether a put-on or not?feels like one (think: more Incident at Loch Ness than Control Room). But then again, reality TV has rarely cared much about truth?and maybe this is the doc it deserves. Besides, the crass truthiness here is far more apt than any of the glossy satire in American Dreamz.? Reviewed by Logan Hill, New York Magazine





Tribeca was an incredible thing to have witnessed, I personally thought this film was a bit slow, but I am too attached to the project to really form an opinion- I know you?d love it though



J)





KB


yea a real rock star you pile of shit.

"While watching the film all I could think was that this was like Lost In La Mancha. Instead of a feature film falling apart this was like watching the behind the scenes of TV show tear apart at its seams. Hopefully one day, the footage that was shot of the TV show "American Cannibal" will be released so we can see how bad it really was.
"

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 03:43 PM

Hate all you want Trey-

I have the cojones to do something more with my life than rip off webmasters and surfers-

Excuse me for trying to make a buck off morons like you.

Dukes 04-29-2006 03:44 PM

I know a Hustler when I see one;)

p1mpdogg 04-29-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Hate all you want Trey-

I have the cojones to do something more with my life than rip off webmasters and surfers-

Excuse me for trying to make a buck off morons like you.


is that why you are so broke? and live off your brother?

i got my hands in more shit than you could ever dream of. it takes a real classy guy like yourself to exploit someones private moment and claim it as being successful at business.

shal we start posting pics of your whore GF?

p1mpdogg 04-29-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dukes
I know a Hustler when I see one;)


I know an ass kisser when i see one.

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 03:59 PM

Dukes what's up?

Hope all is well with you.
Trey is drinking Haterade-
He is just mad I don't mention him or his company in the national media...

Which incidentally I can do for anyone right now-

If anyone needs the best PR guy in this business-
holla at me

I am available for consulting, public relations, and convention planning.
KB at Kevin Blatt DOT com

Just tell me that Trey sent you
:-))

YOu will be quoted 50% more.

Donny 04-29-2006 04:36 PM

You posted that review as something you're proud of? Are we both reading the same review? I'd want a review like that buried.

p1mpdogg 04-29-2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
You posted that review as something you're proud of? Are we both reading the same review? I'd want a review like that buried.


sahahha no shit, and he is prud of that? sad

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
You posted that review as something you're proud of? Are we both reading the same review? I'd want a review like that buried.

I like the Keith Hollihan article Donny-
The reviews I could care less about- I didn't make the film...

Truth be told, I met with so many tv people in NY about new projects and they all have total faith in my abilities to do certain things in their realm.

As a former placekicker in High School I will liken it to something someone once told me-

" You are only as good as your next kick, not your last"

Pornwolf 04-29-2006 04:46 PM

That was a hilarious quote.

Alky 04-29-2006 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
The quotes from industry experts, including the founder of Sex.com and Debbie Demontreaux of IFC, are fairly fascinating, as they suggest how low reality TV may soon go.

Sex.com is an expert on reality TV? am i missing something?

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 04:50 PM

Tribeca: A look at 'American Cannibal'
Source: THN
Date: 27th April, 2006
Posted by: Paul Heath

As you may know, the Tribeca film festival is in full swing over in New York at the moment, and today we received a review from one of our readers, Jonathan, who managed to catch AMERICAN CANNIBAL, which the IMDB says documents the train-wreck production and sudden shutdown of American Cannibal, the reality TV show produced by the promoter behind the Paris Hilton sex tape. There is an official website for this movie here. This is a positve review of the movie and contains minor spoilers. Thanks to Jonathan.

American Cannibal premiered yesterday at the 5th annual Tribeca Film Festival. Tribeca has easily become one of the top festivals in North America. The highlight of the festival yesterday was the documentary "American Cannibal: The Road to Reality". Over the last 6 weeks there has been a public fight between the American Cannibal filmmakers Michael Nigro and Perry Grebin and Porn Promoter Kevin Blatt who is featured in the documentary. After reading about the film from a link off of DrudgeReport.com I had to buy a ticket to see what the fuss was about.

Kevin Blatt is featured in the documentary along with two writers Gil Ripley and Dave Roberts. The film follows Gil and Dave while they go on a quest to get their TV Show ideas turned into a reality. The TV show they pitch Blatt is called Virgin Territories, "When you win it, You Lose It", they explain its like Big Brother but more sexy. Blatt decides he wants to go main stream and decides to have the guys do a TV show called "American Cannibal". They put in one-hundred-thousand dollars into the production of a television pilot they hope to sell to a network. This is Blatt's first attempt to go main stream and it fails miserably.

The documentary process follows every process of making a Reality TV show from the pitching to the casting all the way to the production. Game Show host George Gray is the host for American Cannibal, but he ends up having a problem from SAG and has to leave the show 3 days into production. Once they decide to speed up production one of the big breasted blonde contestant falls over and gets a laceration across her chest. It turns out she fell into coma but is supposedly fine now.

On the controversial side, Kevin Blatt talks about Paris Hilton and the porn tape in depth in a couple of scenes. He also said that the DVD "One Night in Paris" had the wholesale price of 22 dollars which is unheard of for any type of film.

I sat in the far back row and about 30 seconds before the film began Kevin Blatt came into the screening and sat down with a hat and a porn star on his arm. I could not tell if he was happy with how he is portrayed but he got up and left before the end of the credits. For the Q&A, Dave Roberts said that he thought he was fairly portrayed, but his writing partner Gil Ripley also left before the Q&A.

The filmmakers said that making this film was a two year process and it turned out much differently than it began.

Overall I thought this was an excellent documentary and I know the filmmakers will go far with this film. While watching the film all I could think was that this was like Lost In La Mancha. Instead of a feature film falling apart this was like watching the behind the scenes of TV show tear apart at its seams. Hopefully one day, the footage that was shot of the TV show "American Cannibal" will be released so we can see how bad it really was.

Overall I would give this film a 8/10.

Donny 04-29-2006 04:51 PM

KB, I still think we're reading different reviews. Nothing good is said about you. Everything about you is negative.

Donny 04-29-2006 04:54 PM

Seriously, I think you're so blinded by getting your name in the press that you fail to read what they're actually saying about you.

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky
Sex.com is an expert on reality TV? am i missing something?


I brought the documentarians to Gary's house.
I find Gary to be an interesting interview for anyone and his cameo is a GREAT ONE!

I loved when he popped up on screen and his expressions while I was talking to him about new reality sites while plugging rectalrooter.com and bigsausagepizza.com as two great reality themed sites in the biz.

Lens- send me a check!

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
KB, I still think we're reading different reviews. Nothing good is said about you. Everything about you is negative.

bad press equals good press...

and great fucking money
:-))

TurboAngel 04-29-2006 05:01 PM

I need a beer,

:)

Donny 04-29-2006 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
bad press equals good press...

and great fucking money
:-))

Whew. You realize it was bad. Good deal. For a second there I thought you were under a different impression.

p1mpdogg 04-29-2006 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Seriously, I think you're so blinded by getting your name in the press that you fail to read what they're actually saying about you.


bingo bingo bingo

what does he win bob?

georgeyw 04-29-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
KB, I still think we're reading different reviews. Nothing good is said about you. Everything about you is negative.

Donny - the article is poorly written - what you're reading as negative comments seem to be comments about how the story line of the film goes...:2 cents:

Then again - it's hard to tell what perspective the article is written in -

BoyAlley 04-29-2006 05:18 PM

Damn, someone needs a MAJOR attitude adjustment.

Screaming 04-29-2006 05:21 PM

Im not so sure this is going to be the hit you think it is.

BlackCrayon 04-29-2006 05:54 PM

i think the idea is dumb as shit but hey, stupidity and shock value sell.

Agent 488 04-29-2006 06:14 PM

some better reviews here:

http://news.google.com/news?lr=&ie=U...al&sa=N&tab=wn

doc itself looks interesting - probably not too flattering - but looks ok in a car crash sort of way.

s9ann0 04-29-2006 06:17 PM

http://www.retards.com/by-tag/kb.html

mattz 04-29-2006 06:18 PM

sorry dude never heard of you before and I've been in the biz for 6 years

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 06:21 PM

http://www.themorningnews.org/archiv...n_cannibal.php





I am an idiot this was the link I thought I had posted....

My apologies Donny.

I linked the wrong article.

:-((

TheGoldenChild 04-29-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz
sorry dude never heard of you before and I've been in the biz for 6 years

Well then maybe you should say hello-
I could be good for your bottom line
:-))

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
bad press equals good press...

and great fucking money
:-))

Kev,

You nailed the point I think MANY people miss.

In the PR game there is NO such thing as bad publicity.

Who was it that said:
The only thing worse then being talked about is not being talked about

The fundamental understanding of that precept is why most people couldn;t promote a fuck in a brothel with a handful of hundreds.

Go hard mate, and if you happen to miss your next kick, spin it so your last successful kick was the kick they want to hear about.

He he

:thumbsup

Chio 04-30-2006 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Kev,

....

Who was it that said:
The only thing worse then being talked about is not being talked about

YARGH! P.T. Barnum. (I think)

Chio 04-30-2006 12:52 AM

YARGH! Google says it was Oscar Wilde. PT Barnum said he liked clowns, and unicycles.

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio
YARGH! Google says it was Oscar Wilde. PT Barnum said he liked clowns, and unicycles.

Yargh !

:1orglaugh

Oscar also said:
"Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave"

:thumbsup

Morgan 04-30-2006 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
You posted that review as something you're proud of? Are we both reading the same review? I'd want a review like that buried.

jus tthinking the same thing

TheGoldenChild 04-30-2006 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morgan
jus tthinking the same thing

This was the link I was supposed to post
in case you didn't take the time to read a few posts ago...


http://www.themorningnews.org/archiv...n_cannibal.php

jonesy 04-30-2006 02:20 AM

KB was at tribeca with a film he's involved in

while haters are at home watching/hearing about it on TV.....

CuriousToyBoy 04-30-2006 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy
KB was at tribeca with a film he's involved in

while haters are at home watching/hearing about it on TV.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The same people have won the last 30 Superbowls.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 04-30-2006 02:36 AM

kbizz is a pimp!!

kmanrox 04-30-2006 02:39 AM

i know exactly who you are.... the guy who gave me a mean case of the clap...

Dagwolf 04-30-2006 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i know exactly who you are.... the guy who gave me a mean case of the clap...

:1orglaugh Got you in the end, eh?

american pervert 04-30-2006 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz
sorry dude never heard of you before and I've been in the biz for 6 years


i've been here 8 years, never heard of you

justsexxx 04-30-2006 04:39 AM

I was just having lunch with David Beckham and his wife. At that time, L flynt called me KB posted on GFY, so I thought I check in, and use 50cents notebook to say Hi in this thread

Andre

Theo 04-30-2006 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
I was just having lunch with David Beckham and his wife. At that time, L flynt called me KB posted on GFY, so I thought I check in, and use 50cents notebook to say Hi in this thread

Andre


lol


what's up Andre, you have greetings from 2pac

justsexxx 04-30-2006 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
lol


what's up Andre, you have greetings from 2pac


I'm fine, thanks. Had a great queensday yesterday. YP sales are still great. Next month it will increase for me for sure:)

Greetings back to 2pac

JFK 04-30-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american perv
i've been here 8 years, never heard of you

Touche:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RAM 04-30-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
i know exactly who you are.... the guy who gave me a mean case of the clap...


You cheated on me again...You Slut

Choppa 04-30-2006 08:26 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAPPYPEEKERS 04-30-2006 08:32 AM

Good Luck KB.. I hope it goes far for you.. I think you are a great guy that has always treated Deeprub and I with respect.. we wish you the very best!


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