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Trixxxia 04-27-2006 10:02 PM

::JOKE:: Always keep your condoms in the car!
 
Every story has a moral.....

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, her entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

GUNNER 04-27-2006 10:23 PM

:1orglaugh

Hornydog4cooter 04-27-2006 10:25 PM

Pretty good :1orglaugh

sandman! 04-27-2006 10:35 PM

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iWeb_Jayson 04-27-2006 10:44 PM

that is really funny..,lmao

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 10:45 PM

oldie but good :1orglaugh

tw1st3d 04-27-2006 10:57 PM

Lol.. thats pretty good.

beta-tester 04-27-2006 11:35 PM

LOL, good one for sure :D
lol

WiredGuy 04-27-2006 11:37 PM

hahaha, that's awesome.
WG

Vitasoy 04-27-2006 11:50 PM

haha that was brillant.


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