chronic problem ...
 

anyone ever have to pass a drug test? good friend of mine smokes about 1/8 of the sweet herb every couple days and has to take a test for an insurance policy.

i think he's screwed - i hear weed stays in your fat cells and can be detected w/ a piss test for 30 or so days ... do any of the 'pass test' products really work?

thx

Three words: Golden - Seal - Root.


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I thought it was more like 6 months.

Have him use your piss, wait nevermind. No, I won't sell you my clean piss.

if your body is used to you putting weed through it, it will get it through your system faster than people who don't smoke alot.
i've passed drug tests only going 48 hours without smoking... and i smoke all the time. probably too much.

http://www.1percent.com/pd/417/18/ <--the stuff works good too.
if all else fails, format c:

Is a piss test or hair test?

use someone elses piss
make sure there clean
store it under his arm in a ziplock to keep the temp right

works for a bud of mine:thumbsup

My piss is clean..... Give me your Fedx number and I'll send you some.....:1orglaugh

I was in the Military and we took those tests at random and you just never knew when your turn was, but I knew a few guys who always found out days in advance and they never got busted. I don't do the crap so if he fails, I really don't care, but according to the users I knew in the Navy, this is what they claimed. Just piss as much as you can prior to testing and when you get there, just say you haven't pissed since last night. I know it does fuck up the test. One day I was called to the admin. office and I was not told why. I went to the bathroom and took a piss and went to the office, they said your number is up, can you take a piss? I said well no, I did before I came and they were mad, but I told them I had no idea why they called me in. They sent me away and said they will call me some other time, because the test will not be accurate now.

If I am wrong, I am sorry and your friend will lose his insurance, but I am not a druggy and I am only telling what I believe to be true. If it ain't true, I still got my insurance:winkwink:

it's a piss test, and using my piss is definitely out of the question :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

we can argue whether smoking pot makes one a 'druggie' as well would booze, coffee, aspirin, and non-herbal teas, by definition another time ... but thanks for the help :winkwink:

i'm addicted to pepsi and cigarettes, but not weed. im still a druggie.

Just have him stop smoking 48 hours b4 testing, and drink a shitload of water. The day of the test (2 hours before at least) take a multi-vitamin so piss isn't clear. Make sure it's not the first piss of the day - and take the sample from mid-piss. That should do it.

Or he can spend $40 for a multi-vitamin drink that tells you to drink a shotload of water b4 the test = same thing.

good luck ... smoke on

Druggie!

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Find out what kind of cup he's gotta piss in. Then, get your hands on one. Piss in the cup and charge him 50 bucks for it. He can sneak it in, break the cup they give to him into a bunch of little pieces and flush it/wash it down the drain, then give the cup full of your apple juice to them.

Why work somewhere you'll have to be nervous about piss tests? I wouldn't.