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Sam Granger 04-27-2006 01:01 PM

I'm being harrased by a nymphomaniac
 
I'm being harrased by a nymphomaniac girl, what should I do? I don't mind fucking her but she's like calling me constantly (10 times or so today) and texting me that she dreamed about me etc... :Oh crap

What should I do? Don't want her to be stalking me all the time and what will I do when I'm finished with her? I have some feelig that she'll continue harrasing me. She's shaggable but I'm sure that I'll want to move on in a few weeks. Many of you will probably ask what the problem is but she sounds too obsessed. :(

HELP!!! :Oh crap

SiMpLe 04-27-2006 01:37 PM

Give her my number if she is in Calif, I'm always on the hunt for a good nymph lol

NoCarrier 04-27-2006 01:40 PM

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/glennclose.jpg

archiveman 04-27-2006 01:42 PM

If there's ONE thing that's true in life it is this: there is no such thing as a free lunch.

majorbitch 04-27-2006 01:57 PM

She sounds more like a stalker than a nympho.

Bryan G 04-27-2006 01:58 PM

Fuck her then chuck her....than change your number

The Duck 04-27-2006 02:02 PM

just shoot her and dump the body when you are done

crodj 04-27-2006 02:04 PM

nymphomaniac
 
hopefully she doesn't know where you live...

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crodj
hopefully she doesn't know where you live...

I think we are the only granger's in the netherlands. Not hard to find out. :helpme

RayBonga 04-27-2006 02:19 PM

I'll send her my pic, she'll forget you you in a second.

No need to thank me :pimp

WD Brian 04-27-2006 02:25 PM

http://www.thesnowboard.org/board/im.../pics-stfu.gif

Bama 04-27-2006 02:28 PM

I know the "thought" of living with a nympho sounds almost as good as winning the lottery to most guys but this is one of my "been there, done that" won't EVER do it again experiences in life.

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama
I know the "thought" of living with a nympho sounds almost as good as winning the lottery to most guys but this is one of my "been there, done that" won't EVER do it again experiences in life.

Thats how I thought untill now too. :Oh crap :Oh crap

Nymphos are good but this one is too obsessed. :helpme :helpme

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WD Brian

I don't post other peoples pictures on forums without chopping the face out. :thumbsup

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majorbitch
She sounds more like a stalker than a nympho.

Yeah :Oh crap

Pornopat 04-27-2006 02:40 PM

This is your chance to finally get that threesome you have been dreaming about...

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
This is your chance to finally get that threesome you have been dreaming about...

I know, and she is actually bi, but I'm wondering how the fuck I'll get her to be less obsessed/stalkerish.

ServerGenius 04-27-2006 02:54 PM

just tell that you will only fuck her when YOU call her.....if she calls you, you won't ever fuck her again.......as a payment for this tip I'll expect to be
available whenever I visit Prague.....which should be pretty soon again lol

I don't need rights for shooting content.....just rights for shooting cum will do me. :thumbsup

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius
just tell that you will only fuck her when YOU call her.....if she calls you, you won't ever fuck her again.......as a payment for this tip I'll expect to be
available whenever I visit Prague.....which should be pretty soon again lol

I don't need rights for shooting content.....just rights for shooting cum will do me. :thumbsup

I only live in prague part time. That tip sounds good though btw.:thumbsup

I'll be in most of the summer though and sometime soon too for a few days. Would be nice to meet up some time, hit me up on icq if you're going. 262-613-995

DaddyHalbucks 04-27-2006 03:03 PM

It's hard to advise you properly without PICS.

HINT, HINT.

;)

Pornopat 04-27-2006 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
I know, and she is actually bi, but I'm wondering how the fuck I'll get her to be less obsessed/stalkerish.

Just keep pushing sexual boundaries....
You will have all dreams come true or she will think you are an extreme pervert and leave you.
win-win situation.

Warden 04-27-2006 03:22 PM

You can't rape the willing!

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 03:23 PM

She's on my msn too :helpme

Sam Granger 04-27-2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
It's hard to advise you properly without PICS.

HINT, HINT.

;)

I would but find it a bit disrespectful posting pictures of girls without their knowledge. :thumbsup

TaDoW 04-27-2006 11:16 PM

I had that problem once .... so I started dating her and the nymphomania went away



wait ... that doesn't sound quite like I wanted it to

Sam Granger 04-28-2006 12:49 AM

What happens if I just give her lazy sex? :1orglaugh

Or fuck her up the ass, then throat fuck her, ask her all these weird requests. :upsidedow

This might be fun...

Antonio 04-28-2006 01:24 AM

if she's a real nympho she'll move on in three days

Sam Granger 04-28-2006 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
if she's a real nympho she'll move on in three days

You sure? Hopefully. :thumbsup

madawgz 04-28-2006 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Granger
I think we are the only granger's in the netherlands. Not hard to find out. :helpme

:1orglaugh thats gotta suck

Sam Granger 04-28-2006 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
:1orglaugh thats gotta suck

:1orglaugh
Yep, sure does. :Oh crap

Choppa 04-28-2006 06:51 AM

yeah just hope she doesnt personally think Glenn Close is her favourite actress or your in trouble bud :thumbsup :thumbsup

Bama 04-28-2006 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
if she's a real nympho she'll move on in three days

I don't think so with this girl because of how Sam describes her - she's not really a nympho or *just* a nympho. This girl has issues - one of which sounds like inadequacy, low self-esteem, trust issues and she over compensates by trying to be what she thinks every man wants her to be.

The girl I went through this with was the same way. I invited her home from the club on Friday night... which turned into all day sex on Saturday which turned into all day sex Sunday. Here I was thinking how lucky I was!!!

Long story short - 4 months later I finally told her she had to leave and no shit - I'd lost 15 lbs during that time. Hell, I had to go to work just to get some rest.

Libertine 04-28-2006 08:04 AM

That sounds exactly like my stalker. Same country, too, so maybe it really is her :)

Here's my advice, speaking from experience: stop fucking her right now. Tell her very clearly you don't want to see her again, and don't contact her in any way whatsoever. Now, it's still kinda fun and kinda flattering, but obsessive chicks can keep it up for years, and the longer you wait, the longer it lasts.

Gottis 04-28-2006 08:08 AM

Tell her you got hepatitis C, it does the trick

Bama 04-28-2006 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Here's my advice, speaking from experience: stop fucking her right now. Tell her very clearly you don't want to see her again, and don't contact her in any way whatsoever. Now, it's still kinda fun and kinda flattering, but obsessive chicks can keep it up for years, and the longer you wait, the longer it lasts.

I agree with Punkworld. Dont tell this chick you have another girlfriend or that you have some STD. In her mind, if you say you have a girlfriend, she'll try even harder to "prove" to you that you'd be better off with her. If you tell her you have/gave her an STD then you're stepping into a whole nother' pile of shit and she'll react 1 of 2 ways

1. You'll never get rid of her because now that she has an STD, she can't very well just run off to another guy - she'll cling even harder
2. While the "Fatal Attraction" route is extreme, finding your car keyed or trashed isn't out of the question.

Girls like this have only 1 thing going for them... their ability to fuck. Mess with that and you're asking for trouble.

By not having sex with her - you're removing the only tool of a "relationship" she has to offer (or even understand). She won't know how to react/maintain in the relationship.

Do expect to see her for awhile in clubs if you go out and expect her to be with another guy. This is the "maybe I can make him jealous and he'll want me back" stage. About the only thing I think is acceptable to say to her is that you're glad she's doing o.k and meeting new people - then move on.

Sam Granger 04-29-2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
That sounds exactly like my stalker. Same country, too, so maybe it really is her :)

Here's my advice, speaking from experience: stop fucking her right now. Tell her very clearly you don't want to see her again, and don't contact her in any way whatsoever. Now, it's still kinda fun and kinda flattering, but obsessive chicks can keep it up for years, and the longer you wait, the longer it lasts.

Well, I fucked her yesterday for 4 hours or so and she hasn't called me since which is a good sign I hope. She didn't call me yesterday either.

Maybe she's learned a lesson. I'll wait and see.

Sam Granger 04-29-2006 02:37 AM

Damn, just noticed, I need to go back to her house. I left something behind.

Barefootsies 04-29-2006 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by archiveman
If there's ONE thing that's true in life it is this: there is no such thing as a free lunch.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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