I HATE my FLESHLIGHT Because......
 

ITS WORSE THEN A DATE...
time wise i mean... between preparing it, cleaning it, lubing it, then cleaning it again afterwards, i spend an hour on the fucking thing..

im going back to my left hand.. fuck this shit!

yeah I can see that

there is a quite a bit of prep involved

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You actually clean your fleshlight? You're such a wuss

you can use your right hand too you know. :)

interesting comments from housewife :pimp (clean it , lube it then clean it then clean it again )

I Agree Jordan! My flesh light is not only for special nights.

pics ? ..............

yo put it in the dishwasher yo on low cycle

hahahaha seriously?

i thought it only took 10 mins

For real?

yeah , nothing will fuck with the FL. fucking thing takes a beating and stays true

Did you try with a girl? ... It is much more expensive but has a self-cleaning feature built-in

"takes a beating" LOL no pun intended???

Does it feel better than a woman's mouth?

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I don't know how I'd be able to deal with eating off dishes that were washed with cum water lol.

The whole process is kinda nasty when you think about it. I wonder how people with Real Doll's handle the cleaning.

but seriously.... do i want somthing i blew a load into sharing the same space as my coffee cup?

Shit, that reminds me!! :Oh crap :Oh crap :helpme
Think I need a new one now :(

Yeah.. If Juicy invites you, remember that all the dishes has tiny spem residues somewhere on them..

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haha u sick fuck..
might try it though :P

Note to self. Bring own cup to Jordans house if ever invited for drinks.