life of an adult webmaster
 

im talking on the phone to a girl about doing a shoot,
im confirming emails with my right hand (submits to tgps)
and im pumpking up my bed with my left leg
and drinking JD and coke with my left hand

arrrgh no free bodyparts

I'm staring @ GFy and using my dick to type.
Why do I have brown stains on my keyboard? Look ma, no hands!

What the hell kind of bed do you have?

you want a beer?

:drinkup

=) its on me!

one of the inflatable kind,

i broke my other bed earlier today ....

Time to diet?

I have a headset cordless phone, and for sure I've had days like that. Can relate.
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damn, and i just post bullshit on message boards all day...

u mean some ppl actually do work?

You mean we're not getting paid to post here?

oh, shit...

stop crying.