What is the most perverted thing you have ever done with a woman?
 

For me, it was spitting in a girl's mouth during sex. I mean, I've done things that may sound worse (e.g. pissing in a woman's mouth, getting blown in the middle of a full bar, bloodplay), but in terms of sheer depravity, this one takes the cake.

there is no way i am posting what i have done here, my lawyer told me not to :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tied her up and spanked her .. licked her toes .. fucked her hard in the ass.. deepthroat fucked her :winkwink:

Tied her up and left her there.

























































For a week.

I guess 3somes with her girlfriend don't count as perverted? Guess you guys win

There was a famous incident in Warsaw, where an Australian guy on our rugby team jammed a deodorant can up a girl's ass whilst fucking her. The aforementioned item was then thrown around the plane on the flight back to Bp.

I hasten to add, in the words of esteemed poet laureate Shaggy, "it wasn't me"...

Dry humping in the missionary position. I'm one wild mo-fo.

does jerking off in your hand then running around slapping people in the face count?

I think it falls under the "Suprise Sex" category. So yeah... I guess... I guess it does count. :thumbsup

I once had sex.. in a bed... was pretty wild

Depends on if any of those people were grandparents.

I made her pay for dinner, then took off. :)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Now we're talkin! :thumbsup

I've never done much beyond the footjob, and sucking her toes. That and threesomes.

I've met women who wanted me to pinch of loaf on their chest, piss on them, bags over the head, tazer their nips, or choking stuff.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much for me.

:disgust

If I had a fake nick I'd go off on all the perverted shit I've done with men, but I don't think people would quite look at me the same way again if I came all out with it as me.

i'd risk multiple life sentences if i told you.

Nothing better than sucking her toes and licking her soles while fucking her in the ass :)

**THUNDEROUS HIGH FIVES**

:GFYBand

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:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

I can't tell

imo all this humiliation stuff is too much...

if i only can get an errection when i spit in her face or make her gag there must be something wrong with me

Wiped my dick on her new curtains

you sick mofos!

...strangling (breath control)/fisting a girl in the middle of a park with ppl walking past us about 7 meters behind.

Who said anything about "only"? :glugglug

whoa! some hardcore shit right there!

Pre or Post - mortem? Hey, makes a BIG difference ...

i ate some random girls placenta... yummy!

:1orglaugh brutal

it depends on what you consider being pervert... :D

that is more exciting then anything else..lol

This girl used to call me everyone weekend for a booty call. Few weeks ago I was really drunk and just jammed it into her ass. She hasn't called me since lol

Is that you????

http://www.killmyday.com/default.asp...hot_victim.wmv

I'm not telling

That's standard fare for some of us. :winkwink:

:thumbsup

Bad things to a girl
 

I locked a girl in a porta-potty after a blowjob at a rave. She tried to ask me for cash afterwards.

that's a tough Q!! :smokin

I guess I will be the first one that tells a really perverted thing that I did (not sure if was the most perverted - but it is up there)

I tied a woman up and let my dog have a go at her after I was done with her. She screamed like bloody hell.

Cute !!!!! :thumbsup

Fucked two sisters at the same time...not sick but very fun!!

You win and lucky to be alive I guess. Damn I bet she was pissed.

Are you serious?

you've got 2 dicks?

i don't like degrading but i do like role playing.

somehow i see a difference there - probally only real difference is a safe word.

I would do something perverted to her for sure

getting a blowjob on a couch while her grandmother was asleep in an armchair (less than 1 meter away)...

What do you mean not sick? How could fucking both of your sisters not be sick. :1orglaugh j/k :winkwink:

I've done the two chick thing, but the two sisters at the same time deserves a medal. That's right below mom and daughter. Anyone manage to get grandma to take her dentures out for a gumjob?

wow :1orglaugh

Did G-ma get in on the action. I am sure she was getting wet watching.

This pathetic loser has been busted telling bullshit stories in other threads.

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/601384-foot-mouth-moment.html

Was this just another one you thought would sound "better in the first person"? :1orglaugh