Men are smarter than women.
 

There, I've said it. Now excuse me while I look for a hiding place, because my wife is faster than I am.

you dugged your own grave dude LOL :)

i have a feeling your going to get flamed

I wholeheartedly agree.

Think about it. If women were as intelligent as men are, they'd have a penis and testicles.

And they'd earn as much as us!

This is old news.Every man already knows this

now your just asking to get your account banned or suspended

:2 cents:

hmmm.. still no reactions from women.. :)

Because they know it's true :winkwink:

LOL i want to see someone disagree...it wont be fun if nobody disagree.. :)

Oh, did I mention they don't have immortal souls?

LOL more! more! more! i won't be surprised if you won't be able to post tomorrow, or if you won't be able to post at all, the healing process may take a while LOL :)

agree.. but they're the major source of our bling...

If you were really smarter, you'd have known better than to post that where your wife could see it. *grin*

theres no women here :1orglaugh

There's no point arguing blatantly false statements. Besides, the tiny male mind would soon regress from debate into derogative name calling and other signs of confusion and frustration, rendering the whole exercise pointless.

;)

See, Elli thinks we're all dumber than rocks because whenever she posts her pictures... we are. :1orglaugh

So you're saying to enjoy or compliment my photos is a sign of low intelligence? That's adding insult to injury!

No, I'm saying that enjoying your pictures temporarily lowers my intelligence! I tend to drool and lose the ability to read for a short while.

And even with this ... handicap... you maintain that men are smarter than women?

We are a lot more logical in our way to think as they are more emotional. We complete each others.

There are way more then one way to be intelligent. Street smart people are very intelligent, some construction dude can have mad skills, athletes etc etc. We all develop something in our favor but there is always a balance. Everybody can do something with their lives.

I submit romance novels as evidence.

:1orglaugh

Romance novels are to women as action movies (sorry Chuck Norris) are to men.

Touché! :D

Here's an article on the subject from the smartest (highest IQ) woman in the world:

http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:...&cd=3&ie=UTF-8

Link is a blank image.

Wrestling is a soap opera for men.

How's this?
http://www.parade.com/articles/editi...005/featured_0

Interesting correlation I just found:

Of the 20 most livable countries (http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0778562.html) 12 have among the highest population of female parliament members (http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0922487.html).

And I quote:

"Perhaps most convincing of all are these facts from other outposts in the animal kingdom:

?Female chimpanzees learn complex tasks as easily as males.
?Female gorillas can be taught sign language as well as males.
?Female guide dogs are as capable at their work as males.
?Female dolphins perform practical jokes as often as males.
?Female parrots are able to mime and talk as well as males.
?Female rats and mice run mazes just as efficiently as males.
Would you prefer to adopt a male puppy because you thought you could teach him more tricks? No, you know better. (And we don?t find more female moths in our light fixtures!) Why should anyone think that human females are an exception?!"

BUT: Human males can learn complex tasks more easily than female chimpanzees. :D

HA!!!!!

I'd say your wife is more likely to laugh at you than beat you if she reads this thread. :thumbsup

Famous Quote:
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The trick is letting them to believe they are smarter than you

No, that's OUR trick. :)

Exactly!!

must be true... it's all over the boards :)

Or do we just let you THINK you're just letting us think we're smarter than you are?

You haven't proved your point yet. In fact, your only proof consisted of proof for my side of the argument.

Ok, here's one from one of the worlds least intelligent men:

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com...er-than-women/

"Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies?"

That's just so beside the point that I can't even respond because you haven't said anything worthwhile.

:)

if women are smarter than men, you would have a hard time finding a chic who will love you :1orglaugh

ive known lots of bright people...you get to meet lots of them when you study mathematics...i dont remember one sex shining above the other.

id think that a smart person is about on the same level as another smart person....you will of course have the idiots, but whos counting them

Intelligence is in the capacity of the beholder.

"People often talk about what a great dancer Fred Astair was, without mentioning Ginger Rogers taking all the same steps he took, only backwards, in high heels" (paraphrased)

I am guessing you are not getting any dinner tonight.. lol

You guessed right. :1orglaugh

are you comparing female humans to female animals ? LOLOL

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore

Oh yes, thathahaha8217;s right. Thathahaha8217;s what I said. And I said it because ithahaha8217;s true. All women are cheaters.

I donhahaha8217;t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym hahaha8212; by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

Ithahaha8217;s not a hard conclusion to draw, so lethahaha8217;s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a womanhahaha8217;s lifeblood. Thathahaha8217;s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that theyhahaha8217;re not very good at hahaha8212; because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesnhahaha8217;t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So lethahaha8217;s compare: a womanhahaha8217;s lust for attention versus a manhahaha8217;s desire to consume or waste things hahaha8212; something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know whathahaha8217;s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? Thathahaha8217;s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and Ihahaha8217;m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things hahaha8212; or at least donhahaha8217;t have 2 out of 3. Thathahaha8217;s why when we change hahaha8217;sandwicheshahaha8217; to hahaha8216;menhahaha8217; and hahaha8216;throwing them in the streethahaha8217; to hahaha8216;getting any kind of attention from themhahaha8217;, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. Thathahaha8217;s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, youhahaha8217;re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to hahaha8220;rapehahaha8221; her, that doesnhahaha8217;t count as cheating. Ithahaha8217;s just another horrible thing thathahaha8217;s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. Thathahaha8217;s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also donhahaha8217;t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. Thathahaha8217;s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isnhahaha8217;t it? A free backrub? Theyhahaha8217;re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I canhahaha8217;t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. Ithahaha8217;s 100% a womanhahaha8217;s fault 100% of the time.

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