The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever!
 

THIS should be an interesting thread.


What is the most embarrassing thing to ever have happened to you?


I have a few good ones, but this one is definately at the top of the list...


A few years ago, my girlfriend at the time and I went back to her place after a night of power drinking at one of the local bars. We eventually wound up in bed and started to fool around.

When we finally got down to business, I noticed that she was being very frigid - She was just laying there, not being responsive at all. I noticed that she wasn't very wet either. So, here I am trying to get into it more, hoping to get her excited - still nothing.

After a few minutes of me all humping and moaning away - she whispers in my ear, "I'm getting jealous." - For a few seconds, I had no idea what she ment, then I realized that I wasn't 'in' her -
I was 'in' beween her butt cheeks and the mattress!!! :eek7

I was so fucking humiliated - I just rolled over and went to sleep - Neither one of us ever spoke of it.



:uhoh

I jackknifed a 70' flatbed rig in rushhour traffic in downtown Chicago.

Damn, I had to reread that carefully. I thought it said, "I jacked off on a 70'..."

only a gay mind would see that.... so..... what are you saying here?

haha nice one there !

I think your Mother walking in on you shagging your girl is hard to beat. From past threads seems a few others have had that happen too.

amp, really?

That would be when my husband was in college and I went there for the weekend. Well I was under the sheets and he chuckled and lifted the sheet and whispered suck don't blow....

:uhoh

How about your girl walking in on you shagging your mother?

I farted in a girls face while she blew me...

the cauliflower and cabbage the night before truly ruined a great blowjob for me...

That'd beat it although your Father would be worse.

I wasn't that lucky. We were on top of the sheets and she was on all fours. My Mother learnt to knock very quickly after that.

The most embarassing thing happened to me a few years ago while I was still in high school. I was in health class and walking back to my desk when I saw one of my old dirty underwear on the floor!!! What happened was that it probably got stuck in one of my jeans legs and stayed there the whole day until it finally fell out while I was walking in class. I tried to play it off and pretend it wasn't mine, but it was obvious to everyone that it WAS mine. It was SO embarassing, even the teacher was laughing and some guy put my underwear on a stick to hang somewhere :(


Something embarassing happened to my best friend back in high school too. She had her period and no maxi pads, so she used toilet paper. It fell out during class and when she picked it up the teacher saw the bloody tissue and asked if she had a bloody nose. She just pretended she had a bloody nose.... (Still embarassing though...)

really..... it was brutal.... wiped out a couple of cars and a metal light pole in the process....

Yesterday, I smoked so much pot, that i though i was gonna die - i swear. It was the most painfull experience in my life, all my muscles got so tensed, that i was lying on the floor hurting like a stabbed dog. I couldn't relax my body. I couldnt even open my eyes, let alone move. And it lasted all night. Shit, i though I was going to end up in coma.
:(

So basically posting that on the board was your most embarrasing thing ever???

Holy Shit - One of my friends has panic attacks when he smokes now. He used to smoke all the time, but had to stop.

:stoned

FUCK what a shame. Smoke is meant to relax not tense. Hope that either you get over it or can live without the smoke.:)

Getting busted jerking off by Girl friend or Family member always sucked..:eek7

baahaahahaha did you feel cool?

before or after I cleaned the crap outta my pants?

I was in Germany...

In a park with this girl I had dated a few times...
There was snow on the ground and it was cold.

We started to make out.... We went into the bushes WE
THOUGHT out of site.... I took my over coat, spread it out on the snow... and we started to fuck... ..... You know I wasn't even cold until we got done.... Like I said we thought we were out of site..

When we were done.... we both were colder than all get out.... Look around and there must have been 15 people watching us..


They had formed a 1/4 circle.... around us....

I had a sudden onset of panic attacks and it can be directly traced back to a day when I was smoking a joint with a friend about 4 or 5 years ago...I just didn't know that's what it was at the time...I started getting them regularly a week later.

Had a similar experience on a beach but fortunately it was only a few people watching. I was lucky enough to be in the position that I could pull her skirt over my head and leave her to stare up at the laughing people :)

I must say just being there in the middle of the freeway and having cops ask you is that your truck would be horrible....


So on a scale of 1 - 10 in crashes what ould you rate your fuck up ?

and I too stopped smoking because of it :)

well, it wasn't really my fuck up..... it was glare ice and the idiot in the 4 wheeler in front of me decided to stop for absolutely no fucking reason..... so rather than take out 3 lanes of traffic, I decided it was better to jackknife it and bury it in the ditch.... took out 2 cars on the shoulder (which aren't supposed to be parked on the side of the Interstate anyway) and a metal light pole before coming to rest in 6 feet of ice water....

the troopers were pretty cool about it... gave me a lift to the truck stop and told me it'd be a few hours before the wreckers could get out because of the ice....

completely not my fault.... never got a ticket or anything out of it... but it was pretty damn embarrasing when other drivers from the company were going by taking pictures of it.... got the big "Golden Dumbass" award when I got back to the office.... all the pics up on the main board for all to see....

guess I'd rate it at about a 4....

had it been completely my fuckup... I'd put it at a 7, since I did manage to keep it upright.

no, embarrasing is when everybody around you is partying and laughing their asses off, and you'r unable to move cry "call the ambulance !" :BangBang:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

hmmm... sounds like she was either licking your asshole... or your dick is in a really really wrong place :)