I want to have kids
 

what can i do?

turn straight and find a girl?

I have a female friend wanting the same. She was thinking of going to a sperm bank. Interested...? JK :winkwink:

Post here pic, I may be willing to do the honor.

First find a partner :)

Have sex with females instead of fleshlights and blow up sheep. :winkwink:

Is this a serious post, or just some view/post whore thread again?

I am available for immediate adoption.

2c

do you really have to ask?

:1orglaugh

heh lol, Ok :)

adopt...

Get a hooker pregnet then you will have something in common and the kids will

turn out great

Do the kid a favor and forget about! :)

Do you want a Little Juicy?

Adopt some poor South African kids.

please don't :1orglaugh

Ask your fleshlight to stop taking the pill

Have sex with a woman bareback. Ejaculate in her. Usually around 12-15 days after her period she'll be most fertile for a period of 6 or so days.

.....that's a hard thing in these day.. :smokin

you can have a few of mine...








Please?:) j/k

hmm :)
well get a girl you find smart , attractive and deserving .. get her signing a pre-whatever agreement.. and have some kids

done

kids are hard .. but I could not imagine my life without all 3 of mine.. they will amaze you :-)

and sometimes make you crazy lol:1orglaugh

I am serious , i didnt mean i want em like asap

If you want to make sure it is what you want.. deeprub and I will send all 3 of ours to UNCLE JUICY in NEW YORK CITY and let you have a big dose of reality :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thing is it's probably a let's hide real pain with some easily perceived as witty comedy post.

cant wait to see all the little juicy's running around ;)

fuck you, bitch

try a puppy first

impregnate yourself

there's a lot of Cambodian kids waiting in line. Angelina Jolie can help you adopt one. Or if you want she can be a surrogate mother for you.