Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
 

I can :glugglug

nope but I can touch with my tongue my penis
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were you the guy on the cover of Aenemia?

Nope. Not even close.

If I could do that I would not be posting here and instead be renting myself out to bachelorette parties.

Ditto. I just took a pic of my gf trying it though. I've been warned not to post it :1orglaugh

(insert jedi hand move here) pay no attention to the warnings.

With some further trying, I found out that I am able to insert my tongue just a tiny bit into my nostril. So, if I ever lose both my hands in a freak accident, I will still be able to pick my nose.

either you have a very big nose or are very gifted.

no I can't

I am the Lexington Steele of tongues.

You could be onto a new niche paysite.

i can if i smoosh my nose flat.