RogerV is very needy
 

I think he might be gay. He's a little sensitive about his looks. I hear he shaves his balls, yet has a hairy pucker. He has an odd obsessive compulsive behaviour in that when he masturbates he has a specific pattern he has to keep. Stroke-stroke, pinch his nipple. Stroke-stroke, nipple. He likes to tongue the rim of his Dr Pepper bottle, and quote Tommy Flanagan. Often, simultaneously. He was crushed when they cancelled Ellen, and locked himself in the bathroom for hours with a stuffed penguin and a gallon of Ben and Jerrys Half Baked.

and how did you acquire this intel?

his boyfriend told me.

I received an email from RogerVs attorney this afternoon. I need to make a correction to my post. It was a stuffed giraffe.