PROBATION is FUCKING dumb
 

God im fucking pissed off right now.

So my family is movie to Marco Island, Florida in June. I'm on probation until the end of december so roughly 6 months longer. I went in to see my probation officer to see if I can move there in June with my parents. I get a reply of more than likley i can't because no state will accept anyone if they have 6 months or less of supervision. Now thats some BULLSHIT. WTF am i supose to do live in my fucking car of 6 months

this is just fucking great

(sorry just venting)

granted I could just get an appartment but fuck that Florida is the way to go. I just told them i had no money too see if that would change anything.

mcdonalds is always hiring.. by the way you shouldn't do dumb shit and then you wouldn't have to worry about probation. you can only blame yourself..

Well it pays to be patient and understanding.

I'll be ending my probationary soon... May 7 can't wait to sign a new contract for regular employee.

Just have to deal with it! Wishing you luck!

You gotta love morons like this, idiot of the day....

why the fuck would i work at mcdonalds idiot. I have plenty of money thats not the problem

The real question is, why are you on probation? And you're still living with your parents?

then don't get into trouble in the first place.

buy a trailer

Exactly. :thumbsup

If you're on probation, you shouldn't be expecting any favours. If you don't like losing certain freedoms, then don't break the law.

So do many people i meet daily that tell me that and they normally have nothing.
i may be wrong, but the shouters are always the ones that have diddle.
You might have money, but did you roll someone or was it a bank job?

If in fact you did have cash, offer your officer a good amount to turn a blind eye...
Ohh, but you don't think like that cos you have no money, retard.

just do what your officer tells you and get it over with the probation

Let's see . . . you could either be on probation or be in jail. Yeah, I can see why you are so upset.

Dude, you are on this board and have been a member since 2001. You should not be in a situation where you aren't able to make enough money for an apartment and the basics. WTF?

Don't do crimes in the first place :glugglug

I don't get it...
you registerd in 2001... You've been here 5 years and you don't have enough money to live on your own for 6 months?

Could you possibly be the oldest GFY troll?

Yeah..bribe the probation officer....you're the fucking idiot here

You are thinking like a straight guy? There may be hope for you yet. :1orglaugh

That is quite possibly the dumbest suggestion I have seen posted on GFY in 6 months.


Quite the accomplishment.

. . . . sigh.. . . sad how u want special treatment for breaking the law.

Sometimes people take what they see on TV seriously.

A parole officer is the #1 person you don't wanna try bribing (if you aren't good friends at least).

I lucked out the first time I was on probation. My probation officer had been one of my teachers in high school and liked me. Made it a piece of cake. Just had to send in a form every month.

Wow, that IS seriously lucky.

took the words right out of my mouth... wow.

What was seriously lucky was that I had been given probation at all. It was when the pot diversion program first started, and I had not been busted for pot, but my lawyer was very good.

If that's not what you were busted for then I definitely say you had some serious luck. I can pretty much guess how that went for you. :1orglaugh

I lucked out all the way down the line. My last day when I was supposed to go to court to get released from probation the judge that had sentenced me was on vacation, and the presiding judge wanted to continue it until he got back.

I needed to get off then, I didn't want to wait because I was getting married and it was going to screw with my honeymoon plans.

The judge changed his mind and released me.

Holy shit. Was year was this and where?