Fleshlight: Why the fuck would I want one?

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  • Amp
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 1661

    #1

    Fleshlight: Why the fuck would I want one?

    I got a Maglight that's indestructable.... and a Cyclops light that can light up a fucking battlefield.


    Fuck fleshlight. Stupid subpar quality gimmick that won't last.
  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #2
    i envy anyone who has a fleshlight
    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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    • Lace
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Mar 2004
      • 16116

      #3
      I fucked it.
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      • Rebecca Love
        Skinemax BQueen
        • Jul 2004
        • 2145

        #4
        Originally posted by Amp
        I got a Maglight that's indestructable.... and a Cyclops light that can light up a fucking battlefield.


        Fuck fleshlight. Stupid subpar quality gimmick that won't last.
        Just incase you change your mind. You can buy fleshlights on my website.

        Or by clicking this link. http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55818


        Kisses,
        Rebecca Love
        "Skinemax BQueen of Late-Nite"
        www.RebeccaLove.com

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        • anne
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 1149

          #5
          Originally posted by Amp
          I got a Maglight that's indestructable.... and a Cyclops light that can light up a fucking battlefield.


          Fuck fleshlight. Stupid subpar quality gimmick that won't last.
          Maglights rock! We have a World War II signal spotlight on our deck too lol that thing lights up the entire beach.


          Let there be LIGHT!

          MooCash
          Get some MooLa

          email: [email protected] icq 116496347

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          • Ramos2
            Custom User Title
            • Dec 2004
            • 11927

            #6
            Originally posted by Amp
            I got a Maglight that's indestructable.... and a Cyclops light that can light up a fucking battlefield.


            Fuck fleshlight. Stupid subpar quality gimmick that won't last.
            may i send you one, so you can at least try it and then give you opinion?
            blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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            • marketsmart
              HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
              • Dec 2004
              • 20419

              #7
              i am holding out for a motorized version... the original just seems like to much work...

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              • eddie-executive
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 2061

                #8
                I just stick my dick in between the matress and box spring
                Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                • Thurbs
                  The Thrilla in Manila
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 4785

                  #9
                  it felt pretty good ... but its no replacement to the real thing. love all the fleshlights ramos throws my way though, girls get a kick out of them here.

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                  • JasonB
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 1183

                    #10
                    I want one. Juicy promised me one but never delivered

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                    • gooddomains
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 10127

                      #11
                      fleshlight, yummy

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                      • reynold
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 51271

                        #12
                        I don't have a fleshlight cause I'm waiting for someone to give me one for free.
                        I don't accept hand-me-down fleshlights

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                        • Well Dunn
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 1026

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ramos
                          may i send you one, so you can at least try it and then give you opinion?
                          you can send one to me, ill give you a detailed report and opinion =P
                          ICQ: 471859252

                          Mailers! ICQ me I want your traffic!!!!

                          We will pay daily, weekly, monthly, WHATEVER! Just contact me and we will get you paid!

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                          • Ramos2
                            Custom User Title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 11927

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Well Dunn
                            you can send one to me, ill give you a detailed report and opinion =P
                            what do you do in the biz? shoot me an email
                            blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

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                            • Kevin - The PNN
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 1364

                              #15
                              No Bitching
                              No Candy
                              No Dinner
                              No Talking
                              No "I'm not in the mood"
                              No "Do you love me"
                              No Bullshit
                              No Games
                              No "Hold me"
                              No Fealings
                              No "Lets Talk"

                              These are a few reasons why men like Fleshlights
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