The story of Juicy
 

A young arab boy, ashamed of his upbringing to the point that he claims being jewish AND italian, lacking skills in anything meaningful to the point that he believed his own lies and fell in love with..... (drama moment)...... himself.
Fell in love with himself to the extreme of paying for photoshop renditions of himself posing in Zoolander style headshots.
Destined for nowheredom..... he achieves uber postcount status on a porn board, and carves out a micro-niche sell flashlights. All the while assuming he's gained some sort of "elite" status with the upper crust.



poor poor little juicy.



the truth is really too much to face isn't it.

i thought you were off to watch the discovery channel lol?

Tivo rocks. :upsidedow

send me a fleshlight and ill be your best friend ;)

I gotta get me Tivo

amp is back, excitement for tonight lol.

:1orglaugh

Hey Amp Im pretty sure you "Jumped the shark" about 1286 posts ago. :2 cents:

interesting read

Don't do it. It's the fucken devil.

I haven't watched TV in 10 years and you wouldn't believe all the shit I'm hooked on now since getting TiVo last summer. The little bastard just up and records crap for you because it thinks you'll like it. And I usually do.

quite the hard-on for juicy i see

what is the issue between you and juicy?

This board is a train wreck - I love it

lol @ zoolander headshots.

Who is AMP? Does anyone know his story?


Egomancer

they should see a marriage counsellor :1orglaugh