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Loch 05-09-2002 12:46 PM

Jerk off and woman...how about it?
 
How much does your interest in woman drop after you just jerked off? :Graucho

I mean....when your really fucking about to blow horny every woman you talk to seem to be the nicest and sweetest girl in the fucking world, hell you might even call old girlfriends to ask her out :Graucho

Then your old girlfriend dont answer the phone right away and you deside to take things into your "own hands" :1orglaugh

how interested are you when she calls 5 minuttes after your done :winkwink:

vidsweb 05-09-2002 12:47 PM

I'm interested in sleep after I'm done, thats about it.

YDG 05-09-2002 01:32 PM

Good point, usually not at all, but what is more important, is how long after are you interested again. Me, usually 30 minutes.

Bloody chemicals doing wierd shit to the brain.

Exxxotica 05-09-2002 01:35 PM

what?:Hollering

Loch 05-09-2002 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YDG
Good point, usually not at all, but what is more important, is how long after are you interested again. Me, usually 30 minutes.

Bloody chemicals doing wierd shit to the brain.

HAHAHA my point exactly :winkwink:

Doctor Dre 05-09-2002 01:42 PM

True that :)

LoveAsianChicks 05-09-2002 01:42 PM

Do you know a handjob from a girl is better then jerking yourself off?
And jerking off is nothing compared with a blowjob or fuck.

Think about the future, if you keep your interest in girls high at all times you don't put yourself in a situation where you need to jerk yourself off.
With your example, if the old gf calls I would be very interested in getting on good terms again so she is around next time your horny.

However it is true that you lose your sexdrive for at least 30 minutes after you cum.

TheFLY 05-09-2002 03:06 PM

the cool thing about not jerking off is you always have a big bulge in your pants...

TheFLY 05-09-2002 03:09 PM

If I never get another handjob in my life I won't be upset either...

I'd rather go to the dentist.

gleem 05-09-2002 03:12 PM

HandJobs suck unless you have months of handjob training put into your girl. 99% of the time you gotta tell the girl to stop while youstill have some skin left.
Good thing I got 7 years of trainig in with my girlfriend :thumbsup

AaronM 05-09-2002 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem
HandJobs suck unless you have months of handjob training put into your girl. 99% of the time you gotta tell the girl to stop while youstill have some skin left.
Good thing I got 7 years of trainig in with my girlfriend :thumbsup

10 if you count her time with me. :Graucho

TheFLY 05-09-2002 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem
HandJobs suck unless you have months of handjob training put into your girl. 99% of the time you gotta tell the girl to stop while youstill have some skin left.
Good thing I got 7 years of trainig in with my girlfriend :thumbsup

training is important -- but beyond that I've discovered that some girls just have natural talents that can't be taught... ;)

TheFLY 05-09-2002 03:18 PM

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gleem 05-09-2002 03:21 PM

No Aaron, time getting hanjobs from your mom doesn't count.

YDG 05-09-2002 03:22 PM

OK, no girls / girlfriend around all day, looking at this shit from 8.30 til 7pm, alone in the house, how many times does the snake need to get grappled?

Pipecrew 05-09-2002 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Do you know a handjob from a girl is better then jerking yourself off?
And jerking off is nothing compared with a blowjob or fuck.

Think about the future, if you keep your interest in girls high at all times you don't put yourself in a situation where you need to jerk yourself off.
With your example, if the old gf calls I would be very interested in getting on good terms again so she is around next time your horny.

However it is true that you lose your sexdrive for at least 30 minutes after you cum.


Spoken like a true Virgin :thumbsup

LoveAsianChicks 05-09-2002 03:42 PM

Pipecrew - hush hush...don't tell anyone I'm 15 either ok?


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