So I ripped my anus open while taking a dump.
 

I've cleaned it and spread some cortizone all over it. I hope it heals. An infection would mean I'd have to go back to the hospital. It's a chronic problem in my family. Ass ripping is no joke.

Thats a lot of shit

Try slowly stretching your hole over a traffic cone. Over time, it may cure you of the problem.

:thumbsup

Awesome... did you shit a brick?

Any pic of the loaf?..must have been a log

ButtPlug! :)

thanks!

I'll try that next time I see construction workers. I wonder if they'll mind me testing out their cones.

Too much fiber in your diet.

Eating trees or somethng?:upsidedow

Make some videos and start a new niche