Condolenses To The Cruise Kid
 

first two words out of this kid's mouth 'dada.... insane'

This just in... Tom got so out-of-his-mind excited at the birth that he ate the baby and named the placenta.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Scary but very possible! :helpme

On tonight's 11pm news on CTV network, normally droll and humorless newscaster Loyd Robertson reported, "After giving birth to their new baby girl, Katie Holmes was reported in good health and stable condition. No word on Tom, however."