Quick htaccess question
 

i need to change

domain.com/XANDER.php

to domain.com/

and i need to change

domain.com/oasda.php?browse=/asswhores

to

domain.com/asswhores

silly help?

If you're using Apache you'll need mod_rewrite for that. Something like this should do it I think:

RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule ^/ http://domain.com/XANDER.php [R,L]
RewriteRule ^/(.*) http://domain.com/oasda.php?browse=/$1 [R,L]

Not tested - you might have to adjust it a little so it actually works as intended.