What has happened when you were Fucked Up?
 

This thread made me wonder... http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=1#post9701070

what kinda funny shit has happened to you when u were fucked up on something.



I will start with the Last time i shroomed, i cried. I shroomed for a few hours, then it just stopped... 2 hours go by, nothing... i tell my friends im gonna leave... get home, Shrooms kick in like 10x... i see my dog and realize his life is simple... so simple that it makes me sad for him, and i cried lol.

No more of that stuff for me these days! :)

lol wish I was there to see that

lay off the drugs for a little while

Well u must love yourself... :)

part one:
nice, about three years ago i ate chronic brownies for the first time Before a ice hockey game(dont ask me why i did it). As a rep hockey player, i ended up holding onto the boards for support for the first two shifts haha, told the coach i needed to take a shit(in reality was just trippin balls)i stumbled my way to the dressing room where the team found me during the second intermission passout sitting on the toilet with all my hockey gear on. moral to the story...dont do drugs when you got something important to do hmmmk

part two:
i left the brownies in my fridge and specifically told my sister not to eat them they were for school. i come home and open the fridge door and what do i see, the biggest piece of brownie missing from the batch. about 30min later i go to check up on my sis, and i see her cuddle up in her bed with the blanket up to her chin, with a half eaten brownie on her desk. i asked whats wrong, she said "my legs are warm, i think im getting sick and your brownies are gross" that year at christmas dinner i finally told her the truth about the brownies, she ended up laughing it off. from this day she will not eat anything i cook untill i take a bite first

friend just got his licence and a new car , so we decided to go for a drive to break it in , we only planned on driving around the local hoon strip but ended up driving 200+K's smoking pot all the way up and back , the car was one big compression session we were all pretty much fucked

we get about 20k's from home when i get woken up (i flaked out ) with quick stash the bong and dope , we were coming on a police road block ,so half asleep and fully stoned , i wrap the bong in a plastic bag and pushed the bong and dope under the front seat

we come up on the road block , wind down the windows a big cloud of smoke rolls out , copper flashes his light on me ( i was in the back seat) and said fuck mate your eyes are blood shot , i told him i had just woken up after sleeping ,

they pull the 3 of us out of the car , and seperate us , one bloke yells out we're going to my grandma's joint ,

so there i am spread out over the front of a cop car , watcing my 2 friends getting questioned , 5 coppers searching the car , i'm thinking ah fuck we're done for , they're going to find the dope and bong , only thing going on in my mind was who the fuck am i going to call for bail

the 5 cops in the car found nothing and let us go , so we head on town the road paranoid thinking there following us , but nope no one in sight ,checked the bong it had been unwrapped and checked out by one of the coppers ,so had the dope

another story , new years eve
i was with a group of friends we were once again stoned out of our minds , just on a mission walking around , when a cop car drives by , one of the ppl in the group decides to be a smart ass and moons the cops , they hit the skids chucked on the ligths and sirens , the guy that mooned bolted in one direction the rest of bolt in different directions

we met up with each other after a few mins except no one had seen the guy that mooned the cops , we thought nothing of it thinking he was taking the long way , so we're walking along , when all of a sudden we hear 3 shots , we all looked at each thinking the worse that our friend had been shot by the cops , so we get back to the house where the party was , stoned and in a bit of daze over suspecting he had been shot , about 10-15 mins later we thought we had better go check , got down the street a bit when we saw him walking up the street

Quick story...

Went to a rave with a few people and 1 girl that i fucking hate bc she cheated on my friend then got back together with him and has continued to FUCK him over.


A girl we meet @ the rave is rolling BALLS... shes grinding and whatnot then just fucking PUKES all over the seat next to us... it was disgusting. The girl i hate sees us all together, walks over and sits her fat ass down RIGHT in the puke.

Best rave ever.

i love blacking out and doing stand up comedy for a bunch of people ive never seen before then hearing about it the next morning. :)

but ill never forget the guy who took off all his clothes at boardstock (wake boarding world championship after party 10k+ people) and ran around the entire campground with both hands in the air flashing the middle finger screaming "FUCK YOU IM NAKED!!" most hilarious moment of my life. it was great watching him gather a crowd of 100+ drunk people cheering him on hahaaaa..

lol
surprised he didnt get his ass beat for that!

Man i have stories but from when i was young and stupid.

Rather not post.