My Roommate walked into my room naked this this morning
 

Opened the door, walked in towards me when I sleeping, muttered something about cutting fingernails and then walked out.

Weird.

And no, I wasn't dreaming.

My next door neighbour walked into my house a few weeks ago and started helping herself to stuff in my fridge.
I spoke to her the following morning and she didn't even remember doing it...

My cats breath smells like cat food.

How do you know all this if you were sleeping?

You didn't speak to her when she was stealing shit from your fridge?

I was woken up when I heard the door open. It was already morning, remember ?

Roomate male or female?

nothing strange. Just dont pay atention to that.

I walk into neighbor's houses naked all the time. Doesn't everyone?

could have been some fun if it was female

What the hell have you been feeding that thing?

your roomate was just being cuticle.

If you arent fucking it, then why live with it ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh swat i was thunking

lmao haha weird

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Okay I wont bust your balls because you are wording things wrong.
Just wondering why you did not say shit.

another gay moments have been treasured. :winkwink: :1orglaugh

you should have punch them square in the face and been like DUDE WTF WAS THAT

then they would have come to some sort of odd realization standing dazed and naked in yer room with a broken nose..

I think that's a normal pratice everywhere..
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

female. me like those.

sweet story

:)

Just close your door?

Egomancer

i used to have the same kind of roomate...goodtimes

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh me too lol

Maybe it's a telling sign. :)

so what the fuck was the damn gender? it does make a difference people :Oh crap

sleepwalkers are fucking creepy.

simpson quote.

Dude!!!!! watch out!!! He might be trying to get all brokeback on your ass!!!!!!!:Oh crap :Oh crap :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You took the words out of my mouth :upsidedow

how long did you and Odie live together? :)

Ahh those were the days.

I had a roomate back in the late 80's for a few years. Buddy of mine needed a place to live, I needed a place to live, we halved the rent and lived quite well for two working guys.

But if he had of developed a penchant for wandering naked into my room at night....... I would have shot him.

I wouldn't have shot him
but he would never be able to walk in to my room again,
not with broken knee caps, I sleep with a baseball bat right next to the bed.

I didn't say I'd kill him. I'm actually a pretty good shot. :D