Criminal Stats
 

1 in 3 criminals owns a cat according to CourtTV

So petting a pussy will send you to jail?

I think 1 in 3 people own cats

feline=trash
canine=solid addition to human family structure

Interesting concept, but I wouldn't bank on it:glugglug

Think about this:

Nearly every criminal wears clothes.

Nearly every criminal has at some point in his/her life eaten bread.

Nearly every criminal has used a telephone.

Merely a shocking coincidence or should be ban clothes, bread and telephones for inciting criminal activity?

We definitely need to ban clothes.

Only for women.