I'm a fuckin' fat ass
 

do you dispute it??


Did I mention I got a big ass?
Did I mention my dog can lick your hand in three seconds flat?
How about the jaccuzzi, the pool, the full bar, the sound system, the Ford Explorer, the Ford F-150, the models coming over all the time, and the coke (as in coca cola)?



you know you wish you were me. :upsidedow


EDIT: posted by Donny. Damn it. Not so funny now. Note to self: log out when on B's computer. Fuck!

sig spot

Let's get an ass shot of D and B in thongs to compare.

awesome.... [/yawn]

The next time I decide to be funny and copy one of Amp's threads I'll have to take a look at who is logged in first. Damn.

can i see this big ass of yours? ;P)

hehe.. well. definately gave you another post =)

Sure. I'll show it to you. Let me set the camera up on a tripod real quick. :1orglaugh

Funny thread saddle bags

Kinky :1orglaugh

Belinda's going to kick my ass when she logs on later and sees this thread.

You know she's gonna kick your ass for this, lol.
WG

So hard. So SO hard.

Belinda bite:
http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/span05/2/z0792.jpg

2hp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good idea :1orglaugh :helpme

Expect several gay threads under your nick :winkwink:
WG

I may even have to sit and have my makeup done again as well.

lol rut roh

can you say D'OH!

hope you have a comfy couch

Go ahead. LOL

LOL
you are SO dead

I think I better call her and warn her.

this thread rocks

Maybe pick up some roses too.

Called her. Told her about. She thinks it's funny. WHEW! :)

You are SOOOOO lucky you called me and told me about this before I saw it... but it is pretty funny LOL

Thats to give you a false sense of security - she will suprise you with a kick in the ass later.

Women arnt my number 1 subject - but I do have a mother and I know how their minds work.

lmao, this is too funny!!!

Belinda's going to get you back!

I know his log in info to :winkwink:

i suppose bragging about owning 2 fords is kinda gloating over most of the trolls here, but somehow it just doen't hold any weight....

Thats why I dont use my wifes computer.

Heh.........

It was a parody of another thread. I was poking a little fun at amp.

You best thank the stars that B is a hell of a chick. lol At least I got a good laugh out of this thread. :winkwink:

Nice to see you logged in under the right name this time :winkwink:

Yep, I did. Now back to the bar for me for awhile. :)

priceless :1orglaugh

Yeah you are, but there are much more fat people who would wish to be like you

Pics please.

donny got owned by cookies!

oh man...need a shovel?

The worst thing you could do is announce as her that she has a fat ass. Its all over for you.