For the next 20 minutes I will answer any question you have
 

meow.

verbal venom.

how did you get so juicy?

What is the meaning of life?

DH

whats the meaning of life??

its a curse yo. sometimes i have to beat off the broads when i'm like at the bank and shit.

the ultimate question is obviously 42

damn you beat me to it!

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/argot/picture/gay.gif

How many times a day do you use the fleshlight?

Water based or alcohol based lub ?

juicy whats the best way to use the fleshlight? and what kind of customization is best?

would you ever sex me up?

neither yo

crisco is the best lube out there imho

you can buy a bucket for like 5.99 at walgreens.

and if you have any left you can still make cookies.

meowwwwwwwwwwwwww

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh juicy!!!!!!

yeah baby ooooooh sooooooooo juicyyyyy.

How did you come up with the name Juicy D. Links?

i am going to write a brochure for delivery with fleshlights. it will contain the following

1. traveling with your fleshlight. how to explain to customs.
2. how to install fleshlight in favorite stuffed animal.
3. how to get girlfriend to shut up while you use fleshlight.
4. how to clean fleshlight in dishwasher.
5. how to get free lube.

and many more tips yo.

meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow

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don't forget about gondola rides at the hard rock pool at xbiz summer show guys and girls.

we have now modified the menu to offer bartles and jaymes wine coolers if you don't like asti spumante.

1. Who cares?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh alright i cant wait bro! :thumbsup

do you look forward to seeing me as much as i look forward to seeing you?

How many fleshlights does it take to get you off in one sitting?

ooooooooooooooooh ramos!!!!!!!!!

3

warming up with little mouth fleshlight

then some pussy fleshlight

then oooooooooooooooooooh

finish with anal fleshlight

no clue yo

I need a fleshlight with the mouth attachment and one of those long, wirey pizzaria mustaches on it... can you hook that up?

icq me and i will talk to you about it.

who is the ultimate gfy twink?

Why do you make that kissie face in every picture i see of you???

How many times have you stuck your dick in a fleshlight?

i think its a tie like 20 ways yo.

thats my signature paid pose yo. a company once paid me 35k to come up with that pose. its money

meowwwww

nylz or bjdf

Did you ever goto the Winerys out on L.I?
I heard its a good trip

boxers briefs or free ballin?

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

4 kilograms. honest.

Its your "MAGNUM" look :1orglaugh

about a half a cord a day

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof

how do I repair my damaged synapses?

heheh, awesome:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wooooooooooof