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dunefield 04-13-2006 03:33 PM

omg I'M RICH omg
 
I just got this in the e-mail...

I'M RICH!!!


UK LOTTERY AWARD DEPARTMENT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
This is to Notify you of the release of the lottery
winning, held on the 28 of MARCH 2006.
Due to the mix up of numbers, the results were
released on the 1ST of APRIL, 2006. Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number: 7-1-8-36-4-22 under
agent ID: 18 and lucky ball number 7363789,which
subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category

You have therefore been qualified for a lump sum
payout of 860,641.28 Great British Pounds(GBP) which
amounts to $1,500,000.00 (One Million,Five Hundred
Thousand United States DOLLARS) in cash, drawn in your
favor, as the soul beneficiary and covered with the
highest level of Insurance policy called the
IRREVOCABLE GUARANTEE OF PAYMENT BOND.

Due to mix up of some names and winning number, we ask
that you keep your winning information confidential
until your claim has been processed and your money remitted
to you, in your perspective country. Because this is
part of our new security protocol to avoid double
claiming and forgery of winners identity in this
program by some unscrupulous persons.

This lottery was organized by an association of
software manufacturers who came together from all
parts of europe including Great Britain,Spain,The
Netherlands and Belgium which are the major host
countries.All participants were selected through our
Microsoft computer ballot draw system, were we
extracted over 20,000.00 companies
and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names
from all over the world.

To begin your lottery claim, please contact your
Fudiciary agent that has been appointed for the
processing of your claim with the address below:

Mr. David Nelson
TEL:+44-702-408-0121
EMAIL:[email protected]

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications please remember to quote your WINNING
NUMBER in all correspondence.

Warning: All winners are to claim their winning prize
in not later than 1 week (7 days) of their winning
notification.

Winners are to contacts us to confirm thier winning
through the phone number displayed before sending an
email.
This is done to aviod forgery and impersonation
of winners information and ticket number.
This is also to inform winners that there are so many
email letter all over the internet faking to be real,
so be warrned!!!

Note: That you are to respond to all the necessary
procedure involved in collecting your prize ,and if
you are not interested in claiming your prize,you are
advised to draft this office your REFUSAL LETTER
indicating that you are not interested in your winning
prize and it should be used for the next stake.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do
inform our agent as soon as possible.

The online promotion lottery company is proudly
sponsored by a group of succesfull bussiness men all
over the world.
Internet draw is held once in a year and it is
organized, because we want to encourage the use of
Internet around the globe and we are beginning this
year with this $1,500,000.00 as it is like a WELCOME TO 2006.

And we are proud to say that over 50 Million DOLLARS
are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide.
We wish you a hearthy congratulation once again.

Your Sincerely,
Mrs.Becky Owen
For Management

NOTE: ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF
ANY WINNER WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION!
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OUR Executives:
Dr. P. Swier (CEO), Mr. Gerald Goodman (Manager
Foreign Operations), Mr. Franklyn Van Der Weijden
(Manager Domestic Banking Operations), Dr. James
Williams (Director International Credit Department),
Mrs. Lonni K Anderson (Legal Representative), Mrs.
Lyudmyla Marchukova(Regional Manager), Mr. Stephen
Boer (Chairman), Mr. Chris Moritz(International
Relation Officer).


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HotPussyCat 04-13-2006 03:35 PM

Garbage I get those all the time, what will they think of next?

Fresh 04-13-2006 03:36 PM

can i borrow a dolla?

Manowar 04-13-2006 03:42 PM

bling bling!!

Phoenix 04-13-2006 03:43 PM

go kick everyone around you in the nuts...you got the money honey

ronaldo 04-13-2006 03:43 PM

I WOULD be rich if I got a dollar for everyone of those I get.

Zuzana Designs 04-13-2006 03:45 PM

yea if I got 10 cents for each one of those i would be rolling

nexcom28 04-13-2006 03:54 PM

Quote:

NOTE: ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF
ANY WINNER WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

You my son are royally fucked..

MandyBlake 04-13-2006 03:59 PM

congratulations! :) lol

D 04-13-2006 03:59 PM

I love the way it was organized by Europeans, and reported first in British Pounds....

Only to have it work out to _exactly_ 1.5 million Dollars U.S.

Funny coincidence that, eh?

Idiots...

SmokeyTheBear 04-13-2006 04:02 PM

heh i love how these scams always ask people to send info to a free yahoo email account. like any lottery employee would use a yahoo email address

nexcom28 04-13-2006 04:39 PM

[email protected]?subject=I am a spammer

sickbeatz 04-13-2006 04:39 PM

lol congrats

DaddyHalbucks 04-13-2006 04:50 PM

I am amazed theses schemes still circulate.

:(

ajrocks 04-13-2006 05:21 PM

I think we are splitting that ! I got the email too!

madawgz 04-13-2006 06:03 PM

you have 60$ for my gas please?

Vitasoy 04-13-2006 11:32 PM

That mail does look familiar ;)

CuriousToyBoy 04-14-2006 12:40 AM

Scams account for OVER 40% of the Gross Domestic Product of Nigeria.

FACT.

What a world we live in.

;-)

Sexsitesurfer 04-14-2006 12:42 AM

Quote: "We wish you a hearthy congratulation once again."

Is that a fireside 'well done'?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Egomancer 04-14-2006 12:49 AM

Lol, well, the nigerians have it all...

Egomancer

ozmatt 04-14-2006 12:54 AM

i won aswell, does that mean we have to share the winnings now :( boooo

tyler. 04-14-2006 01:24 AM

yeah , lol , congrats man

MrChips 04-14-2006 02:30 AM

kerrrrr ching.

One for the Deleted Items folder?

BabeHunter 04-14-2006 04:41 AM

LOL

i get like 10 of those every day

Manowar 04-14-2006 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
Scams account for OVER 40% of the Gross Domestic Product of Nigeria.

FACT.

What a world we live in.

;-)

holy fucking crap!!!!

Samantha-creationcrew 04-14-2006 05:05 AM

lol :) :) :)

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-14-2006 05:06 AM

If i had a dollar for everytime i get one of them, i would be rich:1orglaugh

gecko 04-14-2006 05:15 AM

I get wayy to many of those :P

adonthenet 04-14-2006 05:18 AM

yeah exactly batts :P

ddfGandalf 04-14-2006 05:22 AM

rofl..they always keep trying


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