the SEXIEST THING anyone can do is.. (answer inside)
 

...GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!!

holy fuck!!! why is it that when a person gets into a relationship, they become the most wanted thing?? is it that whole "ya want what ya cant have" thing???

:1orglaugh

bingo...

i want you so bad






can we makeout now ?

come here baby
:wetkiss :love2suck :moon :zzwhip :stoned

I know right...that happened to me...finally after no avail and then beatin em off woth sticks...

girls...

i feel ya! :( :thumbsup

I should go around telling people I'm married, lol.
WG

i know it...as sson as i got married..girls come out of the woodworks

where were you last year

dude..i bet it'll work.
act like you're not interested....act confident.....tell'em your married (but not kids)......you'll get pussy :thumbsup

It works exactly the opposite way with me. As soon as a girl is in a relationship, I cease to even see her as a woman.

you are a dying breed, my friend :1orglaugh :thumbsup

For the life of me bro, I have no idea why you are still single. Have you thought of getting a mohawk, dressing like a biker, and getting tattoos?

Then you can hit them with the nice guy after you get them!

Seriously though, you are one of the coolest cats I know. But then again, I'm single too, after 3 years, so what the fuck do I know about women.

Which is exactly why all the women want me ;-)

pheromones, definitely! :1orglaugh

I'm too nice, women love the badboy angle which simply isn't me. I'm gonna wear a wedding band at the next show, lol.

PS: Thanks for the compliments too Anthony, much appreciated and you already know I think you're awesome :)
WG

is to lick my balls

i just got off the phone with the internet, it says.. and i quote "this is too nice for GFY.. take it somewhere else" :thumbsup

Yea it's the i dont fucking need you attitude that i give off that the ladies love. Plus the ladies just love me anyway.

Holla acha boi.

When I was in the Marine Corps, I used to wear a wedding band to pick up girls, no shit. It worked like a charm, almost every time. Marines have a reputation (well-deserved), especially in Marine towns for being pussy hounds so women are usually on their guard.

Women automatically feel safe with you because you're married and harmless (they think), so they chat you up. You stay away from talking about your "wife" for as long as you can, while you build rapport and get to know her. Then when "she" comes up, you just laugh and say, "Ya, a lot of people get confused. It's just a ring, I'm not married."

By then, if you've got even an ounce of charisma and she's interested, you're in. :thumbsup

lol that is very true!